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i got killed by a lvl 3 noob because i lend him out my d bow to see him kill a guard from a safespot but since he couldn't use it well yet he shot me in my shoulder
i yelled so hard my lungs popped but that didn't kill me yet.
next there was another noob who put me in a compost bin trying to make supercompost and i was stuck for weeks without food.
when i got free i was so angry i went to get my d bow and started randomly killing noobs but there was this one noob using an ubernoob pouch and he summoned a giant noobish noob which kept repeating 'FR33 5T00F PL0X?' that grabbed my d bow and started chewing on it till it broke.
then a maging noob used a bones to bananas spell on my ribs!
i didn't die yet tho cuz i managed to shoot him before he could grab a banana from my chest to eat it
next i went to karamja and saw a noob who needed a banana to give it to a hungry monkey and he took one of my ribs.
but after the monkey ate the banana it started attacking me to eat my ribs!
but i killed it with my dragon dagger (p++) but he managed to eat some more bananas from my chest.
i thought i would be safe somewhere where no noobs come so i went to ardougne but a noob followed me and used a charge from the explorers ring to cast low alch and he hit my arm! then the noob cut my arm off to make a gold ammy out of it and i lost half my arm but i still lived!
after a few more incidents which involve a few noobs a dwarf cannon a failed teleport spell casting cuz i missed the half of one of my arms and some coconuts i had 1 hp left and was very badly injured. (ribs to bananas (most were eaten) half an arm made out of gold, two arrows in my shoulder, popped lungs, some coconut prints in my face and being half teleported which resulted in losing my legs)
then a noob wanted to help me by giving me some food and he shoved a poisonous karambwan through my throat.
and that's the short version of how i got killed by a lvl 3 noob.
ok... a few noobs actually but still... it hurt!
i yelled so hard my lungs popped but that didn't kill me yet.
next there was another noob who put me in a compost bin trying to make supercompost and i was stuck for weeks without food.
when i got free i was so angry i went to get my d bow and started randomly killing noobs but there was this one noob using an ubernoob pouch and he summoned a giant noobish noob which kept repeating 'FR33 5T00F PL0X?' that grabbed my d bow and started chewing on it till it broke.
then a maging noob used a bones to bananas spell on my ribs!
i didn't die yet tho cuz i managed to shoot him before he could grab a banana from my chest to eat it
next i went to karamja and saw a noob who needed a banana to give it to a hungry monkey and he took one of my ribs.
but after the monkey ate the banana it started attacking me to eat my ribs!
but i killed it with my dragon dagger (p++) but he managed to eat some more bananas from my chest.
i thought i would be safe somewhere where no noobs come so i went to ardougne but a noob followed me and used a charge from the explorers ring to cast low alch and he hit my arm! then the noob cut my arm off to make a gold ammy out of it and i lost half my arm but i still lived!
after a few more incidents which involve a few noobs a dwarf cannon a failed teleport spell casting cuz i missed the half of one of my arms and some coconuts i had 1 hp left and was very badly injured. (ribs to bananas (most were eaten) half an arm made out of gold, two arrows in my shoulder, popped lungs, some coconut prints in my face and being half teleported which resulted in losing my legs)
then a noob wanted to help me by giving me some food and he shoved a poisonous karambwan through my throat.
and that's the short version of how i got killed by a lvl 3 noob.
ok... a few noobs actually but still... it hurt!
24-Jul-2008 21:37:01
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