Ok I WAS NOT KILLED BY A LEVEL 3! Ok maybe I was. No need to laugh at my weak lil level 102 self. Serious that noob had like 1337 powers. I swear I think I saw a penguin in him. I'm not sure. Anyways, I was having a nice little day walking through Varrock, when this level 3 wearing a fez came up to me and said "phr33 st00f pl0x" i said nah n00blet g3t 4w4y. So, he all like heey n4r13 come here. I was all like yea dud dat fez so cool. He said bunch of Partyhats where in wildy. I was like no way! He said yes way so i followed him to level 1201 wilderness, I was all like dude you gl1tch dat not* cool. He said it always been like dis. I was liek WTF?!!?!?!?!?!?!? then he pulled out this sword I swear to you it was like giving him +9999999999999999999999999999999999999999 str bonus. Then he kept hitting 0's he like d1e dud3. I was like dude glitch not cool. Then he like shut up and turne dinto a chicken and hit a 1 on me, then I died I got mad cause chickens dont hit 1 and like that was so unfair I didnt even get to change from Leather range armor to my freaking bronze dagger and chain body. OTHERWISE I wouldve killed him.
01-Aug-2009 08:21:43