I got killed by a level three by:
It started off a peaceful day when I attracted an evil chicken, shade****. Hyde, a water troll and a tree spirit while making a canoe at the canoe station at lumbridge nd i jumped in the river Lum and swam for my life. None besides the troll could swim so they drowned but the troll got killed by the water wheel thing and i was thrown into 'The Cave of Certain Doom', a secret cave where noobs live. they thought i was one an accepted me as part of the 'Noobs united' clan and i declined. the got mad and started freaking out. they then noticed ME=NOT NOOB so they said 'Fr33 ST00f Pl0X' (like the knights of ni in Monty Python and the Holy Grail) until i said i accepted. then when we were in clan wars, i switched clans, i turned white on there minimaps, but they didnt notice. they didnt have weapons, so i though i could kill them. there were aproximately 98 noobs. and i started turning on them. They started screaming 'FFFFRRRR333333 ST00000FFF PL0000X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' until my eardrums blew up, my bones shattered like glass, My brain drained out my ears, my lungs shriveled and came off my windpipes, my kidney ruptured, my stomach Exploded, and my head got hit by a flying rock and knocked it off killing me. that's a long story of how i got killed by a level three.
SHORT STORY: ME GO BOOM FROM NUB
THE END! hope you like!
25-Feb-2009 00:03:05