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Jungle Georg
May Member 2019

Jungle Georg

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I was dropping explosives for reasons unknown and up comes a level 3:
Him: Dude stop killing yourself!
Me: I won't die.
Him: Wanna bet?
Me: You're on noob.
Him: Omg do emote! Slayer emote! (I actually have a slayer cape)
Me: Wow so annoying...
Him: Do the slayer emote man! Come on! I've never seen it!
Me (thinking): Wow I wish there was a bank nearby... I don't have any runes on me.
Him: And now you die!!!! EMOTE!!!!!!!
Me: I can't take this anymore! I'm dropping another explosive!
*Oh dear, you are dead*
Me (thinking): Wow a level 3 killed me... How can I face the guys tomorrow...
~Jungle Georg

11-Feb-2009 20:14:03

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11-Feb-2009 20:17:32

Padaun
Jun Member 2020

Padaun

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I got killed by a level 3 because i let him go into my house and he summoned jacky jester and it hit me on the head and when i thought it was over i fell on the combat stone, the he set it up throwing me on the prize chest then he killed stone in 1 hit and i had put 500gp in the chest he took key and opened it, i fell in and suffocated, died of thirst, and starved to death all at the same time :(
That was my worst day ever :( :( :( :( :(

18-Feb-2009 03:25:51

Mrmac23

Mrmac23

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I Was also killed because i found him making friends with a group of revenants... Yeeeeeaaahhhh. ^_^
I Was killed again later that day when because i didnt give him 2 gp for a bronze dagger, he hacked me onto a pvp world and showed Me his Lvl 99999 Main.XD :P

18-Feb-2009 17:26:53 - Last edited on 18-Feb-2009 17:28:28 by Mrmac23

Padaun
Jun Member 2020

Padaun

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I got killed by a level three by:
It started off a peaceful day when I attracted an evil chicken, shade****. Hyde, a water troll and a tree spirit while making a canoe at the canoe station at lumbridge nd i jumped in the river Lum and swam for my life. None besides the troll could swim so they drowned but the troll got killed by the water wheel thing and i was thrown into 'The Cave of Certain Doom', a secret cave where noobs live. they thought i was one an accepted me as part of the 'Noobs united' clan and i declined. the got mad and started freaking out. they then noticed ME=NOT NOOB so they said 'Fr33 ST00f Pl0X' (like the knights of ni in Monty Python and the Holy Grail) until i said i accepted. then when we were in clan wars, i switched clans, i turned white on there minimaps, but they didnt notice. they didnt have weapons, so i though i could kill them. there were aproximately 98 noobs. and i started turning on them. They started screaming 'FFFFRRRR333333 ST00000FFF PL0000X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' until my eardrums blew up, my bones shattered like glass, My brain drained out my ears, my lungs shriveled and came off my windpipes, my kidney ruptured, my stomach Exploded, and my head got hit by a flying rock and knocked it off killing me. that's a long story of how i got killed by a level three.

SHORT STORY: ME GO BOOM FROM NUB

THE END! hope you like!

25-Feb-2009 00:03:05

Larable
Aug Member 2021

Larable

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Noob: What ya doing?
Me: Woodcutting.....?
Noob: Cool woodcutting level?
Me: 66...
Noob: Thats nooby!
Me: Whats your wc level then?
Noob: er....ummm...5 - no..I ment...203
Me: Riiiiiight..
Noob: I'm gonna kill you then!
Me: Ha I bet you can't even hit...*dead*

28-Feb-2009 10:15:02

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