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Kiss My Ax

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So you want to be a sweet MC?
You have to become me,
If you ever want to be one, see?
I sting like a killer bee,
But you can't touch me, I can guarantee.
Here, I'll do you a favor and stop the dissin',
For I'll be the best, always have been.
Oh, I think you dropped your bobby pin,
Or was it your identical twin?
I'm tired of sittin' in the loony bin,
Just take this to the chin and know I will win.

24-Mar-2012 00:28:42

[#84VRQJUW0]

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"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee."
Your punchlines are stolen from Muhammed Ali.
And once again you can't even lace a track,
You just can't make sence when you try to talk smack?
To answer your question, I don't want to be an MC,
Trust me, cancer infected cells couldn't be sicker than me.

24-Mar-2012 00:47:10

JakeJigsaw

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You talk about bees that means you only got 1 sting in your armoury
Dribble out a bit of acid coz there aint harmony in your mental pharmacy
I got sadistic intent in my invent like I wouldn't harm a bee
Id crush it's neck and see it's blood slip out like margarine

Brought back the thread =L

20-Jun-2012 14:33:46 - Last edited on 20-Jun-2012 14:36:15 by JakeJigsaw

DeathsVirtue

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You called that a rap? Man it didn't even rhyme
I will gladly come back here just to put your ass in line
I'm gone for a few months and nothing even changed
Still some no talent rappers thinking that they can hang
Yeah they call this a game, but don't be fooled I don't play
Everytime you step to me, you're digging your own grave. Whats that you say?
You think you have skill?
Man, beating you down wouldn't even be a thrill.

05-Jul-2012 19:39:25

8 Ball181

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here is a rhyme-
roses are red and violets are blue...
tear your ass up- is what i'm gun do
you think you got rhymes,
you ain't got a clue,
best pay attention and take some notes too..
yeah this is a game- raps is the same,
it's pretty easy man- i'm just sayin',
all us can rhyme- tho most are lame
it's moving bricks.. THAT is the pain..
see on the streets, there is no fame,
only thugs who play "the game",
they've lost their minds- their far from sane
sellin' thrills to get their pay,
it sounds like fun, but let me say,
your knees will bleed from all you pray,
you ask for change of day to day,
"god" you plead "can't live this way"
you've looked for work, that guys the same,
but times are tough.. you know, cliche?
you grab your bag and hit the lanes,
carefully signal every change..
meet yo dawg- do yo thang,
smoke um till your fingers stang,
people hate... it's a shame,
to bad i don't give a dame.
lol. There was a time, years ago, that I spent hours a day on these forums. I'll never forget those days.

06-Jul-2012 07:40:51

Schlangekopf

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So I walk on in and there's 8 Ball...
He ain't in nobody's thrall.
He's in for the long haul,
You wanna question him, Gaul?
Then you might just get mauled.
And there's a chicken wing stall.
He's got green hair,
From a wizard in a dare,
You wanna jest about it? Well he doesn't care,
So lets just see how you fare,
Might end up in intensive care.
If you try to battle him,
He just might send you to the fin,
With a grin,
Hey there's a bin,
You know littering's a sin,
I'll kick you in the shin,
And stab you with a pin,
Because that's how I win,
With a little drop of Gin.
--
Shame we can't express the beat.

06-Jul-2012 09:35:39

8 Ball181

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okay,
i think it's time to demonstrate,
why i can eat and you lose weight,
I've got this skill- it makes me great,
people talk, people hate,
let's go back and forth- debate,
to see who's better, how bout it mate,
you seem confused, your tempting fate,
you need a clue- go search a crate..
cuz listen guy,
i just mack em, i don't try,
you read my verses think it's lies,
I hammer down- whole families cry,
i lost my soul, i'm losing time,
living in this life a crime,
i've faced the heat, i've done the time,
i've turned and ran, I've walked the line,
i tell myself i'm feeling fine-
but god knows i've lost my mind..
no perfection, loss of direction,
it makes no since and goes in deeper then inception,
I pray to god- makes no exception,
the only way my life will change- if Ron Paul wins election.. There was a time, years ago, that I spent hours a day on these forums. I'll never forget those days.

06-Jul-2012 18:47:31

DeathsVirtue

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Man your rhymes aren't bad but you aren't exactly ready
Challenging me is like a child versus Freddy!
You say you wanna battle but your mind is weak
Why don't you just go hide, and i'll come seek!
I could do this all week, like chirps from a birds beak
The facts are in, we both know you're a geek
So why don't you just quit, because your raps reek.
I can already tell, you're terrified
I'm the reaper that you see, every time you close your eyes
Why are you still here? You must be a bonehead
If you think that you can win, then you're sadly misled.

08-Jul-2012 07:47:39

Warmaster k

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^im blessed and Im cursed
As I reherse every verse
Im Like A precher in church
I speak the truth of this earth
Im blessed and Im cursed
as I reherse every verse
every day of every rhyme that I made
you gotta be original or theyre broke, and and that means not paid
Every freestyle Ive ever spit was preordained
the haters are ignorant, And ignorance is bliss
and theirin lies the pain
you just cant see that me and you aint one and the same
If you think I need to take a step down
and just blend in with the crowd
Homie Lemme tell ya somthin
It aint happinin then
It aint happinin now
Im a dog
and If i smell a rap beef beef Ill tear your intestines out
spit Rhymes so heavy Ill crush yo acconut flat out.
I get all the girls like my name is penthouse
All I think of is makin dough Like im the C.E.O of toll house
Im im sicker than a person who ate a bad batch of sour crout
My Rhymes flow like water
and It cant get any harder
Than "Tha carter"
I got goals
and Im gonna push even farther
Into a world where a man is measured by his dollar
I Dont wanna be grow up to be poor like momma
With each Rhyme I make I get a little stronga
To survive to fight a little longa
I think I just made your rhymes sound like they came from a todler

08-Jul-2012 13:53:33

Acronyll

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Obolisk? what kind of name is that?
Ya wanna know some facts? well...you best step back
I'm pro with the lyrics so I gotta stay on track
I've signed in just to show guys I can beat yo ass
I think you need to log out, your becoming a geek
Cause your lines are lame, I think you need some sleep
You know I'm fast like trains, I'll never be weak
I'm on top of the game, but you'll be down like feet
So let me give you some tips, stop makin these lines
Because I'm the illest kind of guy that you'll see with these rhymes
I'll get you all washed up, and hang you outside
You know that I'm evil like the devil inside
So dont ever let me see you makin' raps my friend
Cause I'll be here all week just to hurt you again

08-Jul-2012 15:07:49

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