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Myspace Tom

Myspace Tom

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yo.
it's the omnil
like furizzle
he went to wal-mart to get some excedrinizzle
but then realized that excedrin got recalledizzled
so he got equate headache relief instead
and then he went to bed
yo.
hoping that he would feel better
but instead he fell asleep in his sweater
word.
and when he woke up
he ate a peanut butter jelly cup.
yo. word. :P

17-Mar-2012 02:45:12

Chris Boots

Chris Boots

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Yeah, it's that man from Myspace
He used to have this chill lil place
Then some Zuckerburg came around
Showing up on Tom's side of town
Zuckerburg took all of Tom's friends
Something MySpace can't comprehend
Now everyone's in the FaceBook zone
Tom is simply friendless, forever alone.

17-Mar-2012 03:51:24 - Last edited on 17-Mar-2012 03:51:46 by Chris Boots

Myspace Tom

Myspace Tom

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kris bewts, that was wonderful.

yo.
this is the story of kris bewts.
kris bewts once joined myspace
and was greeted by a guy named tom who had a nice face.
this tom guy sent kris a message that said
something that read...
hi kris, welcome to myspace!
but a few years later...
kris became a myspace hater.
he was feeling proud
and decided to join the crowd
but what kris didn't know
is that tom had also joined the show.
so now tom and kris were both on facebook
and when kris took a look
to see that tom was there, too
there was only one thing left for kris to do.
and please, don't be mistook...
but "like" me on facebook!

word.

17-Mar-2012 04:38:09

[#QH6FJTSQ1]

[#QH6FJTSQ1]

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Uh
Word

Myspace Tom got no followers on Twitter
He thinks his raps are good but its just litter
My skills have been shown to be exemplary
My flow is innovative yours is none but itinerary
Yes it's very scary
Slamming you into the ground, realize what you found
Will make you tap out
Make your body like blood from a waterspout
Yeah
Word

17-Mar-2012 04:50:18

Kiss My Ax

Kiss My Ax

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The world of RuneScape knows him as The Omnil,
but he's not a member, because he can't pay for the bill.
Some say he was around during the Battle on Bunker Hill,
yet he can't withstand a standard military drill.
To make his money, he works at a paper mill,
he's even tried slipping his boss a poison pill.
Now he roams the streets at his own free will,
because he's the boss, with superior skill.
Remember his name forever as The Omnil.

23-Mar-2012 22:22:21

[#84VRQJUW0]

[#84VRQJUW0]

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Angel, why are you even trying to diss Omni,
First off, there is no L at the end of his name, got me?
Right from the start that renders all your rhymes pointless.
What did you say? Your words are meaningless.
Where's your skill at? I can't see it, is it there?
It's like I'm on the elevator while you're stuck on the stairs.

23-Mar-2012 23:32:28

Kiss My Ax

Kiss My Ax

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Please don't front me, Master,
For if you step up, you'll just be a great disaster.
You're about as rhythmically talented as the characters from Madagascar.
You're so blind, you can't see all the laughter,
But don't worry, for I'm here to look after this amateur.
No hard feelings, for it's all fun and games,
Now go back and break your chains from RuneScape and pick up your remains.
Guided Angel in my name, don't take my rhymes in vein.

24-Mar-2012 00:06:35

[#84VRQJUW0]

[#84VRQJUW0]

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I did HEAR the laughter, it was insane.
And for the record, I am taking your rhymes in vein.
That's alright though, laughings good for your health.
Do us a favor, take your comedy act somewhere else.
Master rhymes with disaster? No one's used that before.
Try to work on your originality a little bit more.
Your an earsore, but it's been fun battling you,
In your resignation paper, say I was the one you quit to.

24-Mar-2012 00:18:23

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