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An Epic Fail

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Omnil wants to be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is his or her real test
To train them's Omnil's cause
Omnil'l travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each KBD to understand
The power that's inside
KBD, its Omnil and KBD
I know it's their destiny
KBD, oh, you're his best friend
In a world he must defend
KBD, a heart so true
Their courage will pull them through
You teach me and I'll teach you
KBD, gotta visage visage drop!
Every challenge along the way
With courage he or her will face
he or her will battle every day
To claim his or her rightful place
Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm they'll win the fight
It's always been their dream
KBD, its you and KBD
I know it's their destiny
KBD, oh, you're his best friend
In a world you must defend
KBD, a heart so true
Their courage will pull them through
You teach me and I'll teach you
KBD, gotta visage visage drop!
KBD!

02-Dec-2011 23:13:03 - Last edited on 02-Dec-2011 23:16:01 by An Epic Fail

[#QH6FJTSQ1]

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@Daniel for our battle

Hey man, I really don't want to burst your bubble
But I float in the sky like the Hubble- Telescope
I can see into the future, I predict your horoscope
You ain't got jack against the master of crack
Cracking holes in you, I'm the master of dope
You are excessively fragrant, like soap on a rope
You say you can win, but you don't
You are an even bigger hyprocite than the Pope
To quote Chakotay, you are a motherless beast
If you even win, it's because you cheat
I don't even have to, because I rise like yeast
***** please spare me from your attempt at flowing
I'll smash you without you even knowing
I am gloating, because you are glowering
Yet you don't even know how you will be blowing
When I'm through with you, *****.

03-Dec-2011 04:39:37

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DA N I EL

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The Omnil.
The fool who thinks hes abominable.
I say his brain has been rendered inoperable.
His insufferable raps are intolerable!
If the fool was a samurai he would be dishonorable.
His idiotic raps are unprofitable.
I am about to change the game when
his raps go up in flames cus this fool
IS going down in vain!
His tiny brain was meant for monkeys,
just looking at him is inhumane!
He thinks he can beat me.
But i have already won.
He's sure that he’ll defeat me.
but watch him run from my gun, F****S!

03-Dec-2011 04:47:02

Chucknrng

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The omnil ... The Omnil.. *BEAT*
The omnil... The Omnil
Needs to take his pill
Oh yea ... he thinks he can rap...
Well kid all you can do is tap...
Listen to yourself your the king of dope.. ?
Well as a rapper... You have no hope...
You pant like a beast
Not a human in the least !
When Oakleafrngr starts to rap...
All you can do is begin to clap...
All you need to do is go get some more dope...
Because your raps are as useless as an antelope...
Go get some more crack
Because you lack
The rappin skills of me
Cant you see
This ownage thats happenin to you
Everyone can see... Your face is goin blue !
Good fight bro

03-Dec-2011 04:52:27

[#QH6FJTSQ1]

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Pfft.
-
@ both of you

*******, just know your rap is forced
Plus I took a flamethrower and made it scorched
Grab the pitchforks, you gonna get torched,
And/or tortured, with various instruments (of verbal transsentience)
You try to measure me in words from your mortal incompentence
Has it occured to you that I am beyond such pittance?
Has it occured to you that my rap is fine?
I can **** you up for 19.99
************* please, that **** is a joke
Plus you guys act like I'm some lame ******* bloke
******* please, shut the **** up you *******
I swear alot

03-Dec-2011 04:59:58 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2011 05:00:20 by [#QH6FJTSQ1]

Chucknrng

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And @ Daniel One for you ?
Here goes...
Im not trying to compete
but im just a natural needing a beat...
You think your good ?
Well go get a hood ..
To hide your red face
Act normal tie your shoe lace
And Daniel the name... Dont get me started
Oh well you already have since you farted...
Do you think this is bible times ?
And why is it that you smell like limes ..
Or is it cat pee
Your obviously a wanna be..
Daniel in the old times...
They didnt make rhymes
So stop saying lies
While everyone sighs...
Its obvious you cant rap ...
Since i didnt hear a single clap ..

Gotta love rapping bros

03-Dec-2011 05:01:14

[#QH6FJTSQ1]

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Both did good, but I vote Daniel did better. Only slightly though.

03-Dec-2011 05:05:04

Chucknrng

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@ The omnil Since i dont like your swearing ... Ill have to embarass you more...
He trys to insult me with his flamethrower toys..
Well I dont have time for such lame ploys...
You try to act wise
But in my eyes...
You cant even spell
As your brain would say .. You smell !
Its occured to me that you cant rap
So go take a nap..
Get a map
and go to the dump and run a lap !
No you cant beat me just admit it I know
And now your face is what ? As white as snow ?
Yes yes stop the applauding .... Ill sign autographs later

03-Dec-2011 05:07:05

[#QH6FJTSQ1]

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You can't even get to level four in Runescape ha
You can't even get past the giant rats ha
You aren't high enough level to equip bronze ha
You never actually won the tutorial ha
I have more posts than you do ha
You can't even figure out rhymes ha
You suck ***** every day ha
You sound like Billy Mays ha
You can't even flow right ha
You don't know what you're doing ha
What the **** boom, it's over nine thousand ha
Daniel can't rap ha
And neither can Leaf ha
You are ******* ha

03-Dec-2011 05:10:59

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DA N I EL

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2 both of you
Whats this?
A new foe?
Or is it just the B**** who likes to suck on my BIG TOE?
Any ways all I know is that the only thiing you can ***** is a five dollar ho.
omnil?
omni?
the boy who thought i f***** his ugly mommy?
he has nothing on me, the fool.
he cant stand and pee!
he thinks hes cool.
he should really guess again.
he flows like a river, full of boulders and sin.
So my name is from the bible.
and yes i am a christian.
I can curse all night because i know god loves me just the way i am.

03-Dec-2011 05:12:17 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2011 05:13:52 by DA N I EL

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