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PK WOKE PPL

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no! I won't explain e=mc squared until u give me a cure for herpies! what! There...is...no....*beeeep........*
Actually, E doesn't =Mc2...This theory is 99.9% correct, but the correct theory is E = ± mc2
Let's take time to laugh at the Mathematician Genious who flunked a 3rd grade problem.
Einstein forgot a single simple thing, every positive number has 2 square roots, the absolute value, then the negative counterpart;
the square root of 4 is 2, as well as -2. Einstein in his equation was explaining that only a positive number could be squared for the correct results, he just missed a single mathematical error. Something so simple, missed by such a genious, is just mind bottling, but yeah the true equation that add the .1% more correctivness is E = ± mc squared.

20-Sep-2008 08:05:43 - Last edited on 20-Sep-2008 08:10:44 by PK WOKE PPL

Scratch Gobo
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Scratch Gobo

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Genius: I hope you understand German... cuz I sure don't.
Nurse: whaaaat...?
OR
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Genius: I have discovered a cure for death! Nurse,
nurse's ears: blablablab***** thhj juhk dsv bn bla
Genius: Quickly, 456% the square root of light's mass
nurse's ears: **bhgbfvghv
Genius: Equals pi! now, mix it together and rub it on my right... foot... please... I have just thought of a formula for... alchemy.... ugh...
Nurse: Well, that part I under stood. But your mage lvl is 93, you know how to cast high alch al.. ready... al? AL? ALBERT!? Wake u- oh, well, I shouldv've written that down...

20-Sep-2008 08:18:42 - Last edited on 20-Sep-2008 08:31:04 by Scratch Gobo

Fngsamngs

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im am going to say how he really died here is the story one day einstein was in the hospital of bad news (you get the joke right) and the evil nurse comes in and says i have bad but at the same time evil!!!!!!!!! its that well how should i put this to not freak u out ..................................................................................... YOUR GOING TO ******* DIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EINSTEIN:WAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
NURSE YEP I HOPE U HAD A NICE STAY AT THE HOSPITAL OF DOOM!!!!!
einstein: outta all the nurses i had to get the insane 1
docter:Mr.einstein your going to di...
einstein:ya ya the nurse told me but i feel perfectly fine
docter:well ya but you already jumping around the room... that was quick i thought i would have a normal guy for a while i guess not
albert:''slips out of the window land on a car gets driven around the world and lives of of pizza but falls of in the middle of the night and got hit by a car back in his bed and died after every1 woke up he didnt die he fell asleep so ya he slipped on a banana peel and fell down 100 sets of stairs and finnaly died also a nuke bomb blew up his body so there was no!!! survivors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!bwahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahaha

21-Sep-2008 04:46:12

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