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Saxophonics

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"Hey mom, dad bought me an ocean to use as our pool"!

04-Sep-2010 21:06:20 - Last edited on 05-Sep-2010 13:56:43 by Saxophonics

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18-Sep-2010 04:58:38

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Hey mum, dad bought me a lady of the evening

02-Oct-2010 02:26:48

[#X2SSAVYP7]

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Hey mom, dad bought me a Vogon starship!
(In case you didn't know, the Vogon are the Aliens in The Hitchhikers Guite To The Galaxy that destroy the Earth)
DONT PANIC.

23-Oct-2010 16:20:21

Octopri72

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"Hey mom, dad bought me an ak47 gun so you better make me a sammich now or i shoot you!"

23-Oct-2010 16:24:28

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Hey mom, dad bought me chewy the page 51 monster and i jus set him loose on this thread.

23-Oct-2010 16:47:46

Pie Truck

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"Hey mom, dad bought me a mansion, 78 new cars, everything I have ever wanted, Chuck Norris

, and bud light.......by the way it turns out we're broke."

24-Oct-2010 23:45:32

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Lightguard

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Hey mom! Dad bought me a zombie! I loved him, but then he ran away somewhere in the city. Anyway, when's lunch? Im starved!

06-Nov-2010 04:00:10

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Derp Herping

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Hey Mom, Dad just bought me this armed nuclear warhead! Dad says that we can use it to egg the neighbors house!

06-Nov-2010 04:09:15

bassg

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Hey mom, Dad bought me a SHOOP *A WHOOP!

24-Nov-2010 15:42:18

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