Hey Mum! Dad bought me...nothing, its the recession, what'du expect?
Me- "Hey Mum! Dad bought me a lead"
Mum- "what for?"
Me- "the corpral beast in my room."
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Hey mom, dad bought me a a trip to vegas...and thats why im calling you from a pay phone..we spent all our money at the Mens Club and can't buy tickets home..