Darth Vader: Luke, I am your husband.
Luke: What!? How is that possible!?
Darth Vader: Luke...will you marry me?..
Luke: Oh, I see. But I will need my father's approval...
Darth Vader: Luke...I am your father...
Luke: omfg...
Luke, I am... ...your chance to win a holiday in the Bahamas! Just sign here and this fabulous prize could be yours!
(Terms and conditions apply. Contract may contain traces of evil. Signing may cause suffering and/or death. Batteries not included.)
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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your Liberal Democrat candidate for your local by-election.
Luke: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
29-Apr-2012 19:16:08
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29-Apr-2012 19:23:03
by
bloo7
Luke... *sigh* I'm- WOHHHHHH, hold it there tiger, what are you doing!?
Playing runescape.
WOHHHHH, geek.
I was never your soon by the way, this is a set, plus * dubm face* I Likez runescapinzng.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Wait, why are you screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
Shut up
<---------Luke, i'm you!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(my name is Luuk, in English that would be Luke
)
Another one
Luke, i'm you cut-off hand!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luke, i'm your past you and traveled with an time machine someone invented in the future which he used to travel back in time where i took the time machine to see what was going to happen in the future and i saw you die so i got here to warn you that you will die in about..... 2 seconds!!!!
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*hhnngn* *dies*
16-May-2012 14:50:51
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16-May-2012 15:12:57
by
Luukot