Luke, I am your- *phone rings* Oh, one second.
*walks off*
Hello? No, I was about to tell him. Yes, I know I should have earlier. Let me go now. Alright.
*comes back* Luke, I am your- *phone rings* ***** this. *throws phone down the hole*
Luke, I am your Mother.
"A silly ***** is what I'm going to call **** jokes from now on."
-Jen 2015
*a little ewok walks up to a door and knocks on it* *luke opens the door* ''hello?'' *the ewok responds in a cute squeaky voice ''luke i am your.....'' *and then it turns posh* ''land lord and i have reason to believe that you have missed out a payment on your taxes, i have to ask you to either pay a thousand rectangular pieces of metal which for some weird reason is the currency in star wars, or i will be forced to demolish the jedi temple, good day.''