(At the G.E.) Grand-a Exchange-a, sung to the tune of (At The Copa) Copacabana by Barry Manilow
Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there
She would step and twirl and do the samba
And while she tried to be a star, Tony sold goods, ores, and bars
Across a crowded floor they worked from 8 till 4
They were newbs and they had each other
Who could ask for more?
At the G.E., Grand-a Exchange-a(Grand-a Exchange-a)
The hottest spot in northern Varrock (here)
At the G.E., Grand-a Exchange-a
Dancing for money is always quite funny
At the G.E.....they fell in love
(G.E. Grand-a Exchange-a)
His name was Rico, he wore some Zammy
He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancin' there
And when she finished, he called her over
But Rico went and tried to touch her, Tony sailed across the counter
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a single sword stab
But just who stabbed who?
At the G.E., Grand-a Exchange-a(Grand-a Exchange-a)
The hottest spot in northern Varrock (here)
At the G.E., Grand-a Exchange-a
Dancing for money is always quite funny
At the G.E.....she lost her love
(G.E. Grand-a Exchange-a)
(G.E. Grand-a Exchange-a) (Grand-a Exchange-a, ahh ahh ahh ahh)
(Ahh ahh ahh ahh G.E. Grand-a Exchange-a)
(Dancing for money....always quite funny)
Her name is Lola, she was a showgirl
But that was 7 years ago, when they used to have a show
Now it's a disco, but not for Lola
Starting fires all around, leaving ashes on the ground
She sits there so refined, and drinks herself half-blind
She lost her youth and she lost her Tony
Now she's lost her mind!
At the G.E., Grand-a Exchange-a(Grand-a Exchange-a)
The hottest spot in northern Varrock (here)
At the G.E., Grand-a Exchange-a
Dancing for money is no longer funny
At the G.E.....don't fall in love
(G.E.) don't fall in love
Grand-a Exchange-a
Grand-a Exchange-a
Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
"...From The 'Scape" is very nearly here.
16-Jun-2018 00:21:45