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I post here when I want to,
My post count climbs,
Once Rune, now Opal,
It climbs and climbs,

Inspiration comes to me,
Gives me every song I need,

Give me a lifetime of crowns,
And some caviar,
Sing the language of songs,
Like you know the parody,

Mmm, my songs they live on,
Across the forum threads now, ‘Scapers

I’m simply the ‘Wav,
Better than all the Waves,
Better than any peng,
Any peng I’ve ever spied,
A fish stuck on my throat,
I cast my line in every world,
To end my songs,
Twillow, I’d rather be reset.

On your threads I see the green,
And your little purple face,
Hunting the lost pengs,
That are miles away,

Just with her notebook and her bear,
She could be in no better place,

I’m simply the ‘Wav,
Better than all the Waves,
Excluding the Fruity ones,
And the little Froudy one,
Sat in a posh house now,
Cheese, Caviar and Port oh yeah,
Oh, writing some songs, no, no, no,
Really, I’m alone in my life.

Each time I sing it’s like I’m losing control,
Singing me songs like a Fred with a sub,
Bet Brian May doesn’t feel like this at all,
Roger and John now - don’t let go,

I’m the best!
No cake from Twillow,
Submarines lurking here,
Sneaked in from the general chat,
Oh, I’m stuck for ideas,
So, post your requests up here,
Then I’ll write a song, ye ye ye,
About the fish and the rain,
(Repeat x2)