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30-Jan-2011 13:47:07

Eraser418

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It hits you're arm and you develope lead poisoning. The cut began to swell up so you decided to call an ambulance. But the driver of the ambulance had a cup of cofee that spilled all over him when he hit a bump in the road. He then paniced, taking his eyes off the road, and was speeding your way. Luckily, he halted to a stop just in time to avoid hitting you. The ambulance picked you up and started towards the hospital. Unfortunatly, the driver forgot to lock the back door and when he hit the bump in the road you flew out on your scretcher. You zipped down the road, flew into a McDonalds, smashed into the bathroom door, and landed into a toilet. Since you were strapped down and landed head first, you started to drown. Because this particular toilet was clogged and backed up, you started choking on the raw sewage that filled the toilet to the brim. Unfortunatly, it got even worse when the ambulance started to chase after you in a failed rescue attempt. The ambulance bursts through the McDonalds window and barrels into the bathroom hitting you at 75mph! But the toilet took most of the blow and you surrive but your cut in half. When you finally arrive at the hospital, the doctors tell you that they are going to have to perform major surgery. However, this particular surgeon has only started working last week. When you get out of surgery, your told that it was a miracle that you surrived. Relieved, you go home to play Runescape for a few hours. But you soon discover that the massive head trauma has caused you to forget your pass. In a fit of rage, you begin to beat upon your computer and eventually smash your head into the screen. You surrive this. Upset, you go to sleep. Just seconds before your death, you suddenly remember that the doctors forgot to treat you for lead poisoning.

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02-Feb-2011 03:22:17

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