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Jun

2023

The Matrix

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Granted, but you appear 50 years in the past. You accidentally step on a queen ant, which prevents millions of colonies of ants from ever being born. Anteaters starve to death, their predators starve to death, and so on. Eventually, we humans have nothing to eat, and are turned into savage cavemen, struggling to survive.

I wish I had the Thieving skillcape in real life.
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17-Jan-2015 01:26:33

Nguy4

Posts: 9,366 Rune Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Granted, but you look like an idiot lol.

I wish to paint paleolithic animal paintings in the Cha(u)vet cave now that we're cavemen.

17-Jan-2015 01:29:15 - Last edited on 17-Jan-2015 01:29:30 by Nguy4

4A6F6B6B75

Posts: 35,046 Sapphire Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Granted. The cave collapses.

I wish gravebumping was allowed.

06-Feb-2015 15:06:33

Jun

2023

The Matrix

Posts: 3,759 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Granted.However,yourspacebardoesn'tworkanymore.

I wish I had a pet raccoon.

It'd accompany my mask perfectly.

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14-Feb-2015 00:02:35

iAngelics

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Granted but the Raccoon turns savage and claws at you day and night.

I wish that people would learn to get along.

14-Feb-2015 00:34:57

Amaxa

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Granted, set your timer to 1.000.000 years and wait

I wish to have infinite wishes

14-Feb-2015 15:21:15

Jun

2023

The Matrix

Posts: 3,759 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Granted, but every wish you request must include cabbages

<------- I wish I had this mask + cavalier in real life.
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14-Feb-2015 16:34:31

Dec

2005

03Mole

Posts: 17,974 Opal Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Granted. But they are far too small for you and you end up giving them to a toddler.

I wish I had Jedi powers.

14-Feb-2015 16:51:47

Feb

2017

very mad guy

Posts: 7,715 Rune Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

granted, but you dont know how to use them effectively and accidentally hurl and destroy your laptop/computer

i wish for a heim crab

They see me rollin', they better run...

14-Feb-2015 18:40:30

Jun

2023

The Matrix

Posts: 3,759 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Granted. However, as you try to eat it, it snaps at you; consequently, your tongue is severed and no hospital accepts you.

I wish I could pickpocket other players outside of Stealing Creation.
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15-Feb-2015 03:23:28

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