RuneScape Forum Archive | Corrupt a wish!

Serjeant

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Granted, but lego is covered in cow shit

I wish to be so happy i wouldn't need to wish for anything

10-Aug-2016 12:01:16

Furred

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Granted, but that only lasts for one day, afterwards you will undergo a world of torment.

I wish there were more good people.

24-Oct-2016 21:25:03 - Last edited on 24-Oct-2016 21:25:24 by Furred

Ambelsyn

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Granted! I've added an additional 1 billion serial killers to the world. They aren't just good, they're delicious

I wish for plants to be able to suffer as we do.

24-Oct-2016 21:42:31

Deltaslug

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Granted, now all plants pay taxes and have to watch presidential debates.

I wish I didn't have a crippling fear of techno-polka-yodeling.

24-Oct-2016 22:12:37

Ambelsyn

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Umm....okay, sure! Granted! Now you're a professional...techno-polka-yodeler.

I wish I wouldn't gain weight when I overeat.

24-Oct-2016 22:16:50

Ancient Drew

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Granted. You gain weight by not eating, and you have a shrunk stomach.

Deltaslug said :
Granted, now all plants pay taxes and have to watch presidential debates. And hear the god awful 'music' churned out by the monstrous 'celebrities'.

I wish to use Ice Barrage irl. Prepare for hell on RuneScape in Naval Cataclysm!

Pokemon battle? Friend Code: 4614-0426-2439

24-Oct-2016 22:44:22

Ambelsyn

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Granted. You used ice barrage and it destroyed your computer. As you try to cast it again, you hear a voice saying, "You do not have enough runes to cast this spell".

I wish to have immunity to all diseases.

24-Oct-2016 22:52:12