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Messiah ofRS

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Granted -with a flash of light you find yourself in a white empty room-

I wish I was never thirsty

30-Dec-2015 04:39:24

Vera

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Messiah's Runescape obituary reads:

"Cause of death: Drowning"

I wish that I could purchase as many kittens from Gertrude as I wanted, and that I could have more than 1 follower out at a time.

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30-Dec-2015 05:19:37

Messiah ofRS

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Granted as you gather all your kittens they start using you as a scratching post... you soon find yourself on the floor with bloodthirsty kittens scratching you to death

I wish I had a expensive laptop that works!

30-Dec-2015 13:31:34

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Pippyspot

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Granted but it's super slow at loading things and RS lags badly

I wish there wasn't a cold bug going about right now

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30-Dec-2015 15:19:01

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Granted, there's an epidemic on par to the Great Plague going around instead.

I wish Lemmy was revived.

30-Dec-2015 19:32:19

Vera

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Lemmy is summoned from the dead, but he finds himself "parched of thirst and unable to quench it...Starving to death and [not dead]. [He] feels nothing. Not the wind on [his] face nor the spray of the sea. Nor the warmth of a woman's flesh."

He blames you for his misery and is out to haunt you in between his Pirates of the Caribbean marathon.

I wish that it wasn't so cold out!

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30-Dec-2015 20:27:09 - Last edited on 30-Dec-2015 20:27:38 by Vera