I wouldn't bother with taking good care of them as much and just yank em out if they ever went back and just pop a breath mint from time to time to compensate for not brushing
What would you do if you woke up, surrounded by a ring of fire in your bedroom?
(Correct, he couldn't get it opened but I thought it was hilarious when I heard about it. I would still probably tell him "wtf are you doing?" before tackling him to the ground if he continues)
I would probably do what any person of our generation would do. take out my phone and begin recording and post it on Youtube.
What would you do if the celeb you have a crush on is walking towards you?