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2023

Tyrragon

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A troll.
Why is the answer to anything divided by zero always Chuck Norris? Balance in all things.

20-Jul-2011 13:40:35

blaksmith789

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Because after months of research, mathematicians discovered that Chuck Norris was a real number.
Why do carrots fly?

20-Jul-2011 13:59:12

Mar

2007

Cardinal338

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Because watermelons walk.
Why does life give you lemons?

21-Jul-2011 01:07:17

Dec

2023

Tropaeum

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So you can make more oranges!
Why are there 5 oak trees growing on my toe?

21-Jul-2011 01:09:43 - Last edited on 21-Jul-2011 01:17:12 by Tropaeum

Hydout

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You forgot to do a manicure!

why is the sun smiling at me? Safe Guard Your Items

21-Jul-2011 01:26:29

[#1ABR6WZOZ]

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The sun wants to shine on you. Take off that silly hood.
Why does my taste in interior decorating attract geese?

23-Jul-2011 03:58:05

blaksmith789

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Because tobasko sauce burns....
Why do chickens fall from the sky?

25-Jul-2011 03:15:49

Im Vampiric

Posts: 700 Steel Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Because Bandos threw them really high up.
Why is my arm itchy?

25-Jul-2011 03:18:05

Lady Deluxe

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It was over a year ago that I warned you if you don’t wash that arm the itchy will come and attack it!
Why do i have little men living up my nostrils? O_o

25-Jul-2011 04:00:54

Im Vampiric

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Because you didnt blow your nose and your boogers turned into little people.
Why is the shark eating the fly?

25-Jul-2011 04:02:58

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