Its probably due to the fact that the eye patch is made up of synthetic polymers that cant handle your left eye having a value close to Faraday's constant.
Why is the world shaped like the number 9?
because the brooms quit.
who can understand the following question: were the lions to traumatize the zebras if the zebras were smarter? in other words, who will be the next person to answer my question?
Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.