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Lady Deluxe

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Some gnomes came along and destroyed the city and some of the people managed to escape with their lives, everyone else was so enthralled with the sweet lovely city they helped the flying people and made the gnomes be their minions. The gnomes of Gnominia were outraged by their people being used as minions and declared war upon the flying people, their war only lasted a total of 12 seconds for they were tiny and easily domesticated back into minions despite their little gnome rage. The flying humans were able to contain the gnomes by providing them with the pleasure of living as workers in the reborn city of Skittleddinas. A monster from the depths awoke and smelled the delicious city, with the intent of devouring the city whole it makes its way to Skittledinas, the monster found something else yummy on the way and got distracted for a while, it wasn't enough to fill his quench, and continued onwards towards Skittledinas. Someone saw him coming and teleported him away, he accidentally teleported him directly to Skittledinas and began his massacre on the flying people, they never saw him coming and got completely and utterly destroyed! The monster was devouring the people whole, and so whilst they were inside his, they decided to come up with a plan to escape, they managed to tickle the monster until he burped them all back up. They then made a deal with the monster. If he would protect their city, they would feed him every day. He didn't like the sound of this deal! He realised he could forcefully get his own way by both being fed and destroying the city. He started drinking from the chocolate rivers passing through the city, before moving on to devouring the solid candy and soft marshmallow towers. There wasn't much left of the city after the monster had finished. All the warriors of RS came together every hour, for three months to attack this monster and every attack the warriors of RS won!

19-Dec-2015 10:36:48

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For every monster they defeated, they lost one of their warriors until there were none left. With the humans long dead. The monsters no longer had anyone to play and/or eat. There was one monster named, 'Frankenstein', who had collected heaps of body parts and became very busy constructing multitude of bodies, which became alive with a well-constructed indoor lightning bolt system, these new humans took over the rolls of the old. The lightning bolt system caught fire. Fortunately, 100 million humans had already be exported around the word, they got lost and never came back, the monsters had now become vegetarians and no longer needed to survive on humans. The monsters were so large they had a high caloric requirement to maintain their current mass. They began farming all viable land and turned the world into a dust bowl over time. All life perished, they respawned shortly after. The monsters ended up destroying too much land and found it difficult to survive themselves. The monsters built a space shuttle and set forth to find a new planet to destroy. They crash landed on a space station, which already had three very evil creatures living there that had killed, eaten and wrapped the habitants in a silk like fiber, hanging from the ceiling and walls, these very evil creatures decided to eat the monsters and put a stop to the mayhem. Eating the other monsters made them very, very sleepy. Due to their sleepiness, they gave up their raid and they forgot to safely log out of their Runescape accounts first, and were accosted by the Evil Chicken, the Evil Chicken got bored after a while and fled the scene. The monsters thought it was a good time to escape and continue looking for another planet to destroy. They soon realized they were miniature creatures controlled by the children of earth and they were wiped out by their creators. These little creators started to control their parents, then the greater regions, then the world.

19-Dec-2015 10:38:15

Lady Deluxe

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This was the end of the monsters for good and now they ruled the world instead. The monsters respawned at Lumbridge and regrouped, they also spawned some extra minions to fight with them. The monsters were back at an even greater number and are ready to take revenge. The monsters creators (the children), got control of the monsters again; thankfully their parents and the greater world was still in there control. With them respawning broke the control the creators once had, and now the monsters wanted revenge. The monsters started on their plan to destroy the creators and it isn't going to end well. The children of the world are a strong bunch of highly trained ninja's, who karate chopped their way through all the miniature monsters. A giant monster appeared and took them out, he got distracted by the scent of vanilla and ran away and he stayed away for quite some time, once he was done devouring the vanilla ice-cream truck., he came right back. He brought the ice-cream truck back with him, and everybody sat down in harmony and ate ice-cream till their hearts was content. They had too much ice cream and their hearts gave in and they all died. Fortunately, a giant GingerNut came rolling past at the exact moment and gave everyone a crumb of life. The GingerNut had rolled over some highly contaminated grounds affecting those who ate from it in a very negative way, they found out before they ate that it was contaminated. This meant that they were still slowly going to die. They were given some medicine to prevent this, the medicine didn't arrive in time and they had all died. They were all organ donors - the doctors realized they shouldn't contaminate others with those organs, they were thrown in the sea instead. The organs fed a happy family of sharks that passed by, the family of sharks got poisoned. Now all the sharks died as well and they respawned in Lumbridge.

19-Dec-2015 10:38:49

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There was a party music box, so absolutely anyone, that was anybody, started to groove to the music, they enjoyed the party so much they forgot about everything else. A Justin Bieber song began to play, instantly killing the mood. Michael Jackson's thriller started playing, which brought out the Zombies and a battle began. The 'let me take a selfie began playing and all the zombies took turns taking selfies as they devoured everyone's brains. The Zombies eating brains turned all the Zombies back into humans; 'Who would have thought brains was the curer for Zombisium'. Gangnam style started playing. No one knew Gangnam style so they all started dancing to the Chicken song, the move set of the Chicken song was close enough to Gangnam style, that no one was able to tell the difference, they super enjoyed their dance partayyyy. A large shooting star fell from the sky and squashed the party box. They managed to restore the box and the party continued. The party retired, the zombies continued on their way seeking revenge on those that have not been effected with the devastating virus, it looked like the virus was slowly disappearing, and the virus had affected more than half the population by now. There are good warriors still amongst the survivors. I converted them to evil and with more evil in the word, it gave plenty of adventures for the heroes of the world. The adventures were really fun and rewarding. A lot of the adventures ended up in quick sand, the quick sand magically disappeared and they easily escaped, they escaped into a never ending slide of doom! They drank some potions that removed the doom. The potion left them with huge purple boils all over their faces. This was purple world so they fit in really well.

19-Dec-2015 10:39:07

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The person is now sick from the massive infection, their dead bodies decomposed and gave life to the soil beneath them and the infection spread to the plants as well, the plants eventually grew resistant to the infection. They’re still just plants, so good or evil it doesn't really make much of a difference, some zombies came along. The zombies respected nature, this didn't stop them eating the plants. There was a cure in the plants, turning them back to normal, the plants bloomed better than ever, everything was now slowly returning to normal. The normalness didn't last for long, as strange is the new in. They have a weirdness party and not showing up to a party is considered the weirdest thing to do and so no one ended up showing up, they had better things to do anyway. Little Timmy had no one to celebrate his 2nd birthday party with and so, he spent all day crying instead, his mum came along and made everything ok again. His mum ate all the birthday cake, after SHE blew out the candles. Timmy had finally learnt to walk on his own and decided that it was time for him to leave and become a man, he was too short to be considered as a man. Make-up mage had a special potion to make him as tall as a man. The potion turned him in to a frog, the mage found the right potion and turned him human, returning to his kingdom as prince, the kingdom were so happy to have him back that they had a big party to celebrate. Unfortunately, they only had lavender jam and toast to eat, they went searching and found some more nice food. All their teeth suddenly fell out and a new sets of teeth grew back! The new teeth were made of glass, the glass was a tough as enamel! Their new teeth enabled them to eat through pretty much anything, they had eaten through all the homes and concrete of the city. This cause them a great deal of pain and massive bleeding.

19-Dec-2015 10:39:26

Lady Deluxe

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Nurse Wombat was able to save the day, the nurses bandages and so on didn't last very long, the Nurse could cast a spell. She had forgotten the spell to everyone's dismay, she had another method to save the day. She was murdered and her soul was imbedded into a nearby tree and people from afar came to that wise tree to seek answers. Someone cut the tree down and burned it for 99 firemaking, they changed to cooking and made chocolate bomb for everyone. it blew up and covered everything in chocolate. I've got 5 dogs who love chocolate and they licked everything clean (ewww), rabies, rabies everywhere! Everyone was vaccinated beforehand and no one was hurt. They got sick again, it’s just a head cold, it got worse. It turned out to just be rabies, and they all got cured, it turned out to be ~~just~~ rabies, and every went wild with white froth everywhere. It turned out it was just whipped cream from all the pie they ate moments ago, this ~~fatal~~ pie was poisoned. Larry Flynt decided to host a fund raiser to cure everyone in need. Larry was kidnapped at the fundraiser was never seen again, no one noticed and the party went on without a hitch. All the guests were skinflints and no funds were raised. Someone bidded a high amount of money and donated it to the fundraiser, the money was stolen. The armed robbery only contained squirt guns and the money was saved in time and the money was spent on bad deeds. We prayed to Saradomin and achieved enlightenment, Saradomin was busy hanging out his laundry and pricked his big toe on a spike. The injury wasn't as serious and granted blessing upon everyone. Everyone around were from the godless faction and didn't receive any blessings. All of them converted into Saradominism. They were only pretending and Saradomin offered them a part in his play, the traitor Saradomin .

19-Dec-2015 10:39:45

Lady Deluxe

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Zamorak fell through the skylight right on top of Saradomin in front of a packed audience and squashed him dead! The audience were angry and took revenge on Zamorak. Zamorak knew how to please a crowd - he started to dance the cancan crossed with Irish dancing and the crowd cheered and laughed! The distraction didn't last long, Party Pete was part of the crowd and threw a drop party to keep the crowd entertained. Everyone really enjoyed the party and there were lots of dancing! They danced so much they had no feet left. They partied until dawn and decided not let sore feet stop the night. The lack of feet made dancing difficult, they began spinning on their heads instead, and so breakdancing was born. Jagex did an unofficial update which meant the party died instantly and so did everybody in there. There was plenty of break dancing in literal terms and everyone landed in the hospital. The party relocated to the hospital, there were plenty of girl nurses to go around. Everyone was in surgery at the time, they bled everywhere. The seductive nurses were able to clean all the blood up seductively. That requires plenty of licking and they caught a virus, the virus wasn't serious they managed to save majority of them. The hospital gave a huge lollipop to everyone that survived, the lollypop contained medicine to keep them healthy. People become addicted to the sweets and contracted cavities, the cavities made their body develop an immune system that could survive an incoming, highly contagious and lethal plague. Their teeth fell out. Fortunately, their teeth grew back due to the amazing immune system that the cavities gave them in the first place. Pippyspot said :

Unfortunately, these teeth aren't very strong

19-Dec-2015 10:40:03 - Last edited on 19-Dec-2015 10:43:07 by Lady Deluxe