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Lady Deluxe

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I found DarkScape. I kept getting PKed, a player gave me 100K and full rune in sympathy. They killed you straight after the trade and you lost it, it didn't matter how much you complained in the forums, you never got your items back. Someone outside the forum was kind enough to help; the one that helped you came with whole clan five seconds later and bashed you worse than the first time. Another clan saw them coming and defended you, the saviour clan outnumbered the enemies, the other clan managed to escape! A huge boulder fell from the sky crushing all clan members. They all had shields on and smashed the boulder in to a million pieces, there shields were made of cheap plastic, so yeah - they are all dead! Someone in the clan knew of a magical spell that could bring them all back to life again; they all contracted the flu! They got better relatively quickly so they could resume fighting, they were overwhelmed by the opposing forces, the forces suck at pking. Chippies and chocolate arrived, so everyone stopped what they were doing to eat! The chippies and chocolate was just a diversion setup by a third opposing army, the third opposing army gave up and joined in the feast; the feast was in fact a code word for all-out war, and so the fight continued. It was a board game played by a family of four! The board suddenly came to life, the board couldn't move, because... well... it's a board. The pieces on the board had a mind of their own and therefore moved! The board died and the pieces lived on... The Wizard of Board Games was on vacation and couldn't revive the board, someone else who was a wizard could, but he was more into shady online chatrooms. He had a chat avatar and couldn't see who he was chatting too. They knew a lot more about him than one would desire, so he gave them a forget potion and they forgot everything they knew about the person.

19-Dec-2015 10:31:56 - Last edited on 19-Dec-2015 10:41:28 by Lady Deluxe

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The potion was well beyond the expiry date and had no effect at all, he was able to mix a new one there and then, but he added one wrong ingredient and turned into an oversized toad. He was a handsome toad so all the ladies liked him. He was kissed by another toad and therefore stayed an oversized toad and they shared a lovely swamp together. An evil empire, Jagex wanted them out of the swamp to make room for game growth. This brought together all the fairy tale creatures to their little swamp home where they discussed ways of fighting back! The toads crossed the River Salve to a safe place, while Jagex was unable to cross the river. Jagex got the swamp and the fairy tales creatures by offering story parts within the RuneScape worlds. Jagex was just a lonely man looking for new friends and decided in the end to give them freedom to do as they pleased, this backfires when someone breaks in to Jagex HQ with some other ideas, knocking over a serum, which spread a zombie like disease through the entire building. This zombie form brought out the party side of everyone and would last throughout a night; the zombies fell apart as they danced. They could... put themselves back together when they weren't zombies, so they soon fell apart as the glue did not work too well. Suddenly the glue turned into a huge 'Blob' consuming the zombie pieces and everything else in its way, the people used some magical dust on the blob and it fell to pieces, the pieces just became smaller, more numerous blobs. These blobs turned out to be really helpful, they became so helpful, humans were not needed any more. The humans found some other tasks to do, the tasks were so boring, that all humans kept falling asleep. The blobs were able to take over while the humans were *zzing, the snoring irritated the Blob, they started bouncing out of control.

19-Dec-2015 10:32:53 - Last edited on 19-Dec-2015 10:41:43 by Lady Deluxe

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Someone saw it coming and made a barricade, the barricade wasn't strong enough, and any repair attempts to the barricades did not work either. The Blob got into the Streets of Varrock and started causing disruption. Arrav defeated the Blob. The Blob had an army of minions, the minions are an army of lvl 2 chickens who defect to the other side, some low level pkers enjoyed practising combat styles on the chickens. The chickens are in fact highly trained in combat and were sent out to defeat their arch nemesis. KFC, they convinced everyone to eat cabbage instead. The cabbage were also seeking revenge. But instead of fighting, they took a different approach. By poisoning themselves, they managed to wipe out more than half the human race. The majority of them were turned Vampyre before the poison killed them (still means half the human race is "gone." The creatures were only just getting started. They then sent out their werewolves to battle with the Vampyre's. The werewolves mutated and grew two extra heads, they were so confused they began eating each other while the vampyres laughed, this was all planned. Whilst the vampires were now distracted, the rest of the werewolves took advantage of this opportune moment and devoured all the vampires in full swoop. All the werewolves tuned into a mutated Vampire breed, never seen before in the Canifis area. They turn to ash with water so you stare at the hose nearby. The wind blows the ashes into a nearby chemical compound that had spilt out of a metal barrel, thus creating a massive explosion killing everyone and everything in Canafis. No one actually cares because Canifis was almost useless anyway. Halloween is just around the corner, the whole of Canifis just woke up and carried on as if nothing had happened.

19-Dec-2015 10:33:50 - Last edited on 19-Dec-2015 10:34:50 by Lady Deluxe

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The citizens of Canifis decided to decorate their town to match the Halloween theme. Michael Jackson is already to play his music box, thriller, the song makes the denizens of Canifis hungry and gives them ideas, since the explosion created a crater in the salve, they are now loose on the world. The M.I.B (Men in black) were called in to deal with the situation. And you can bet your apple bottom jeans on Will Smith being a real badass. They were kidnapped by aliens and couldn't deal with the situation, for the rest of the world, they don't have to worry about the aliens returning as all they wanted was to capture and torture. M.I.B for their outrageous, yet funny humiliation of their race. That humiliation involved vaporizing his home planet; no one saw. The explosion of the planet caused Skittles to rain mysteriously from the sky, the skittle rain turned out to be quit toxic and wiped out the entire human race. Yay! [Can** catch a break can they] Guthix (whos fortunately still alive) brought more from another plane, these humans are immune to toxic skittles and mutated werewolves. Also they can fly. One skittle got lodged into one of the engines during the flight, thus leading to a large explosion and the plane eventually crashing into the ocean. Everyone wasn't hurt and a rescue team hovered over. The rescue team found the black box lying deep under the sea, and the real cause of the crash wasn't the skittle getting stuck in the engines. What they discovered was foul play by the pilot who had plot to kill them all. There was hope for the flying humans. One of the skittles was emanating a special form of power and energy. After singing into it, the city of Skittleddinas was born. It was inhabited by the flying humans and full of rainbows anyone could taste and unicorns. The city was divided into eight different clans of eight different rainbow colours, and only the sweetest of people had access to the new secure, safe and dreamy city.

19-Dec-2015 10:35:45 - Last edited on 19-Dec-2015 10:36:18 by Lady Deluxe

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