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Sseuss

Sseuss

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Akhet Shemu

Wanted: Alive
Reward: white party hat (snatched from her very head)
Crime: Hat hair. Not the usual flattened down mess, but poking through holes in the hat. “You're off to Great Places! Today is your day!
Your mountain is waiting, So... get on your way!” Dr. Seuss,
@SeussRS

13-Apr-2014 16:37:21

Sagzee
Jan Member 2006

Sagzee

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Zoajet

Wanted: "Alive?"
Reward: 50,000,000 GP / 500 GP
Crimes: One of many suspected to be a walking Grim Reaper. If it is indeed the Grim Reaper, who is wanted for countless deaths across the world, please bring him in as he his to collect your reward. If this is not the Grim Reaper, you will only receive 500 GP, for their crime of thinking it's Halloween, in Easter.

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13-Apr-2014 23:32:00

Steve XVIII
Sep Member 2018

Steve XVIII

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Very Mad Guy

NOT WANTED UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
Reward: the satisfaction of killing someone with no retribution
crimes: being annoying. Do you really think something interesting will happen? It won't. There is a tedium of non-interaction that wears down your soul. And this is Xau-Tak

14-Apr-2014 05:20:52

very mad guy
Feb Member 2017

very mad guy

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Zoajet

wanted: dead or at least more than before
reward: food
crimes: having a name that makes it hard for me to pronounce (first i accidentally read soviet, then another time i accidentally read toilet)
They see me rollin', they better run...

14-Apr-2014 21:09:58

Sagzee
Jan Member 2006

Sagzee

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ZamorakZaros of Seren (AKA ZimZamz AKA
LORD OF RED TEXT
AKA ZZ)

Wanted: Alive
Reward: If returned to Shemu: a gentle punch in the gut that may result in emergency surgery.
- - - - - If returned to Akhet: an unopened bag of cottonwool.
Crimes: Abusing the power of the Voice to launch innocents at random to far off places, particularly The Himalayas.

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15-Apr-2014 17:08:23

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