I celebrate my 1 millionth birthday! (eating cake alone in a bottle)
I come from another world, thats why i live so long. Most djinn live to be about 1000.
Also. Your volcano embassies are welcome in Djinnaken. We just ask that they be small and designed to look like the nature around it (we are very enviromentally tuned)
I deserted my escort to spare his life. My elegant egyptian silver and ruby bottle (one of my hundred bottle-palaces) is being carried via anti-matter powered toy truck (our toy trucks have the durability 0f a 2020 tank and power of a 2008 hummer)
radio reports tell me that massive amounts of civillian residencies have been catching fire by all sorts of ways. so far weve had 2000 casualties, mostly civilian. Djinn*kens Fire Department is doing all it can... but we had so few fires until now that it is pretty primitive.
The houses of 10 out of 150 Senators were burnt today... mostly by stuffing the houses with... get this... dead brush and setting it ablaze.
The senatorial office building in Quincy, Djinnaken is a huge building reserved as a workplace for senators in the afterhours. someone murdered the librarians overnight, then poured gasoline over all the books (fortunatly all were copies) They set fire to the library. Right now after a day and a night...1/3 of the building is charred and another 1/3 is on fire (yes the buildings that big). So far the cafeteria, the library, 20 conference rooms, the 5 tv rooms, the 8 media rooms, the janatorial hq's, the chapel, the courtroom, the security hq, and the small ice cream shop have been or are burning inside the building. Fortunally the archives and the offices themselves along with a pretzel stand are in the not burnt 1/3. Fortunatly government agents were able to move all the important info out of those parts along with Senator Howards pet lizards. Unfortunatly, Half the pretzels were left behind due to the rising amount of smoke and their lack of salt.
I've lost contact with 20 senators.
22-Nov-2008 18:40:23
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Djinn Spelly