Rather than actually manage to carve his way out of the koi, Mad Guy simply manages to scratch the inside of its throat before it instinctively spits him out, leaving it feeling sore but not damaged. certainly not with a gaping hole in its head.
"No, no, we don't eat people." I tell the fish. "This is Mad Guy. He's not an enemy...at least I hope not."
*i get off the carp, wondering about the poison attempt*
"poison, huh? never went through that since daemonheim. i wonder why i should be afraid of poisonous spiders anyway. poison only harms you if ingested. the real danger would be venomous spiders. still, the poison was a smart move. cheap, but smart"
My gosh... it's back... Wel* time to get the chainsaw out. *turns chainsaw on* FRIIIITOOOOOOOOS!!!!@!!!
Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.