I was writing that before you posted again, as you could probably tell from its length.
But no, we're not going to move on, not quite yet.
Because, you see, you called me a
liar
.
About my own character.
That just doesn't stand.
I am a ridiculous, arrogant ***** with one hell of a superiority complex. We all know that, so let's not pretend I'm actually likeable from the impressions I give you all here.
But I don't lie.
I don't think you're quite as immersed--or interested--in the whole "writing" thing as I am, so let me try and explain the magnitude of that insult.
Imagine, for a moment, that you've just beaten a game.
But not just any game.
No, this is a game you've been trying to beat for weeks. Maybe even months. It was hard and tough and sometimes terrifying,
but you did it
. You even have the proof - in your New Game+ (because you'll be better this time, you
know
it), you have that special item that only people who've beaten the game can have.
In fact, you've actually had people over to your place; they've seen the item in the flesh, so to speak - they've seen the proof, and maybe they've even asked you for advice on how to beat it themselves.
Why, you've even written a guide on how to beat that last, horrific mission; you've described your character build down to the last, finicky button on their shoe. You've told everyone what items you chose, what powers and skills you invested your levels in, and what combos you used to wreck as much face as you could.
And then, one of those people you've had over--he's seen the item, read the guide, maybe even used some of your advice--looks at you, and says that "you didn't beat the game, stop lying."
It's an insult so vast, so nonsensical, that it takes
hours
to sink in.
You don't even understand it at first - the proof is obvious. It's there. It's
right in his face
. How could he not believe you?
Later, the anger comes.
And you are not amused.
09-Feb-2015 12:57:49