`Twas the night before a Runescapian Christmas, when all through
Runescape not a human was stirring, not even a bot. All the members
bribes were posted with care, in hopes that Runescapians' soon would be
there.
The Jmods were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of dollars
danced in their heads. And Mod MMG looking at twitter, and I with my forum full of crap, had just settled our discussion about this long winter's night trap.
When out on the forums there arose such a clatter, I typed from my computer to see what was the matter. All of the servers were down, noone could log in, not even a trolling clown.
The fmod's on the forums screamed and locked post, while I laughed and ate my toast,when, what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a post from good ol' Andrew all decked out in his members gear. It almost brought me a tear...
With a quick post, so lively and quick, I knew at that moment our hopes had been answered by St. Nick. More rapid than bots, his Mods they came, as he whistled and shouted and called them by name:
"Now Mod Mark, Now Mod Mike!
Now, Paul and Mod Harriet!
On, Mod Weath! On, Mod Carlos!
On, Mod Mat and Mod Twigs!
The list went on behind the scenes!!
Fix this game and do away with all these traps!!
Quick hurry fix this crap!!!
Now take it away! Take it away!!
I SAY!!!
As the Mods went to work, post after post,
a troll came on to be a jerk
Andrew, Andrew we do not need you,
with in a minute another guy came on and said (_ _ _ _) you, too.
And then, in a blink of an eye, the post had been locked,
with one final note, Saying that we all rocked!!
Behind the scenes, Andrew all happy yet sad, screamed and shouted
as he got mad. What the hell have you done to my game,
for shame, for shame...
I trusted you all, not to drop the ball...why the hell didn't you
give me a call?
His eyes---how they flamed with furry!!!
His eye brows all bowed up as he drank from his cup in a hurry!
05-Dec-2012 13:13:25
- Last edited on
16-Dec-2012 17:15:32
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English King