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Thank you for the find words! this poem is far from done as it tells the story of a noob, from tutorial island until I reach priff, whilst hitting nostalgic beats that everyone can remember doing when they were a noob. Ths is part 2 there's 2 more that I've written and polished, have been for months. Please enjoy part 2 and when/if you read this part comment below or just pm me ingame for the rest of the parts if you wish to read them Thanks again for the kind words!

That's it I was dead, it was over.
"You're going need more than a four leaved clover."
"Very funny, so what happens now?"
"Here's your gear back, go train on a cow."

I walked out of deaths office, taking his advice to heart.
I want be the strongest in Gielinor, Elvarg's head was just the start.
I traveled to Varrock and bought a new sword.
Embarrisingly, adamant was all I could afford.

I got advice from fellow adventurers, asking what I should equip.
One of my new friends told me of the Abbysal whip.
With my adamant sword in hand, I felt like such a dummy.
As I asked how I could accumulate that amount money.

She took off her dragon helm and extended her hand.
Unable to talk, my throat was filled with sand.
She was a beautiful brunette and perfectly at ease.
I shook her hand, feeling weak in the knees.

I snapped out of it, and focused on what she was saying.
"I think you should start doing some slaying."
Her name was Sarah, and I did everything she said.
I didn't want to be the strongest in Geilinor, I wanted be with her, instead.

Sarah took me to see my slayer master.
Little did I know this will be my 2nd disaster.
I was tasked 164 banshees.
Proving to Sarah, I should be a man she fancies.

I climbed the steps to the slayer tower.
The banshee’s shriek were filled with power.
I don't like slayer, I want to train woodcutting instead.
And the next thing I remember was. "Oh dear, you are dead."

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25-Feb-2018 23:34:56

Hiya Gazzy

I had fun reading the second part it had me chuckling all the way through it; You are a very talented person, it was lighthearted and very entertaining oh I did add you to my fl after reading part one, hoping that I would see you in the game online I am no poet but I did have fun writing the two that I composed.

Any way cant wait to read part 3

Take care see u around hopfully
Respectfully
Misty

01-Mar-2018 02:33:47

My my, thank you. Grinning ear to ear reading your comments. Knowing you enjoyed it makes my day. And I've added you onto my fl also. So hope to see you around, and hope we can become friends! I'm no poet either but it's very fun to write these, so if you had fun with yours you should write some more, the 2 I've read are great! Anyway here's part 3. Now remember he's a noob and doesn't know any better!
Have great day, Misty.
Gazzy


I died again, I couldn't believe my luck
"Here's your gear back, go train on a duck."
"Hilarious, do you have any advice?"
"Wear earmuffs next time, their shrieks won't be precise."

It's been a few weeks since that fateful day
I took Elvarg’s head like it was child's play.
I was happy because Sarah was impressed
"Obtaining a whip should be your next quest."

I made my money by picking the flax field
It was hours before affording a granite shield.
I even spun the flax into string
I was so rich, I might as well be king!

With my profit from crafting, I bought a dragon axe
I started chopping yew trees, finally time to relax.
The money was easy, I made it with a grin
I even had a date with Sarah, in the Blue Moon Inn.

I sold all my gear and bought my abbysal whip
Little did I know, I bought something I couldn't equip
I asked Sarah what to do, I was so confused
She told me not to worry "It was probably misused."

"Your whip might be broken, let me repair it for you."
It's funny looking back, I thought that was true.
I traded her my whip and she teleported away.
To show her my appreciation, I bought her a bouquet

Where did she take my whip, my heart began to throb.
Wait, wait, I know. She's in Lumbridge, talking to Bob.
It was getting dark and getting very cold
As I begin to realize, my whip has been sold.

I was a fool, why did I trust someone
But what's worse is, I didn't have anyone
No friends, no date, or even someone to hug
I went to the blue moon inn and began to chug.

01-Mar-2018 18:33:26 - Last edited on 04-Mar-2018 12:22:06 by Gazzy

Awwwww Sarah was a scammer!!! What a bummer lol I was wondering how your date went and then to find out Little Miss Sarah was not what she seemed to be. And you sold everything for that also lol poor gazzy:/

Welp I so am looking forward to the last part; I have so enjoyed reading this story

lol I have an extra Abyssal Whip if you like it hehehe

What fun this has been so far

Take Care
Respectfully
Misty

02-Mar-2018 01:55:13

02-Mar-2018 13:34:10 - Last edited on 02-Mar-2018 13:34:41 by Gazzy

2nd post! read part 4 first!

hihi well, that's it. That's all of the parts I've written down. I do want to do more, I haven't touched it in months. Because like I said, the story isn't over until I reach priff and a few boss encounters on the way.

And btw Faye is a legit friend of mine, she read a few arts as I was writing them and I asked her if she wanted be a character. She said yes and here we are, and I got permission to post this from her as it's her legit rsn name.

As I'm sure you've learn I like to ramble so I want to make this post short. I might pick up the pen and start writing more of the story. But before that I want to thank you for the kind words and I hope our conversations don't stop here. And also hope you write up some poems yourself .

Even though I've got no parts left, I'll still pop into this forum to see if you've created anything, and others also.

Honestly thank you, Misty. It's been very fun so far.

'Til we meet again.
Have a great day.
Gazzy

P.S I don't need that whip, made money chopping magics. Thanks though

02-Mar-2018 13:44:02

Hiyas Gazzy

Ah Hah the plot thickens

A new true friend to help u on your way, always a good thing. lol
This was really really good Gazzy, I wish there was more, and look forward to your next chapter in

The Life of

Gazzy of Gielinor

lol

Anyway it prob will be a long while b4 I have any time to create any more poetry sadly.

I will pop in here also to see if any new posts have been submitted.

Im usually on rs around 200 or 300 game time. sadly not every day though.

Anyway thank you soooo much for your wonderful highly entertaining poem lol I wish Jagex staff could see this they would really enjoy it.
annd you can ramble as much as you like Gazzy I have so enjoyed your rambling lol

Adventure time for you

Gazzy of Gielinor

Take care and
Happy Scaping

Respectfully
Misty

03-Mar-2018 03:23:29 - Last edited on 03-Mar-2018 03:29:50 by Mistymoore

Part 5

To become a hero I worked my way up.
What boss should I beat to a pulp?
I asked Faye her opinion, of course she said “Barrows Brothers.”
”Upgrade your gear before you take on any others.”

I ran through the swamp, escaping a ghast.
Found Mort’ton, then the mounds at last!
I didn’t forget my spade, I was ready for Barrows.
Equipping my bow for Ahrim, as he’s weak to arrows.

The brothers were difficult, if I’m being honest.
Every mistake was lesson, though I wasn’t the calmest.
I found the tunnel and climbed on down.
The tomb was full of spiders, did they have to be brown?

I ran through the tunnels, door after door.
Frightened, not wanting be there anymore.
I told myself stop worrying, I’m the hero in this story.
This will be worth a reward in my inventory.

I opened a door puzzle, which I had guessed.
And with how scared I was, I was rather impressed.
Sitting in the center of the room, a giant chest.
I was rewarded for my efforts and became obsessed.

I climbed the rope and walked up the stairs.
Giving myself a second and turned off my prayers.
Looking in my inventory, checking my loot.
I equipped my new weapon, for my next pursuit.

I went back to Verac and made him disappear!
I took down all the brothers with my new Guthan’s spear.
I found the giant chest, again and again.
I was rewarded for the brothers I had slain.

I leveled up combat with my new found gear.
And made looting Barrows a profitable career.
Barrows was fun, I made money with ease.
But of course at the end of the day, I went back to magic trees.



Well, all parts are done. There's 9 parts in total. All about the same length. Idk how many to post. Should I just post all of them? 5 parts is a lot to read in 1 go (trust me, I've spent hours reading this over and over :L) So 1 per day? or just post them all?

Tell me in game or just post below it's up to you

(4 more parts after this btw.)

Have a great day
Gazzy

05-Mar-2018 10:13:08 - Last edited on 05-Mar-2018 10:21:33 by Gazzy

Hiyas Gazzy

I can see you trekking through those dark tunnels, it was a vivid description of what you were doing Its awesome when you can visualize what you read.

Nicely done gazzy

and I would say one at a time, it gives the reader time to take in what your storyline is.
plus a lot of ppl when they see a large amount of writing they may just skim through it and not really appreciate and miss some of what they are reading. Just my thoughts

anyway it was nice meeting you in the game the other night, i was pretty tired I hope to be more chatty next time

Respectfully
Misty

05-Mar-2018 14:40:21

My journey continues and it was going well.
With full Ahrim, Karil, Guthan’s I bid Barrows farewell.
To upgrade my gear further, I went to Dagannoth Kings.
With my tribrid set, I gathered all 4 rings.

Only a few months since I took Elvarg’s head.
I went to get a fire cape, my mind filled with dread.
I need survive 63 waves.
I’ll be keeping death busy with that many graves.

By some luck I made it to wave 63.
Though the fire cape was not yet a guarantee.
The monster stood there, my heart beating mad.
I turned on my prayers and went toe to toe with Jad.

Palms sweating praying mage to range.
I defeated Jad and got the cape in exchange.
I equipped the fire cape and it improved my mood.
Until I was told Woox did it with no gear or food…

I went to the grand exchange and bought some supplies.
Sharks, brews and prayer pots would be wise.
There was a girl there chanting “dancing for money.”
She beckoned me over and started calling me “honey”

She had a deep voice it was rather strange.
I then walked on back to the grand exchange.
I ignored her and diverted my eyes.
What I saw next took my by surprise.

A man was standing there with a green pointy hat.
He asked “Would you like to buy my green phat?”
I replied “sure, how much would you like?”
Nothing could prepare me for this next strike.



One at a time it is.
I'll wait for you to comment after each one so future readers don't have to read a slab of text. Don't feel pressured to comment nice comments or trying to comment ASAP, take your time and you can just say 'next' if you like.
It was wonderful meeting you too. Thanks to that conversation, I knew exactly the last line I wanted end this thing. You'll see when you reach the end. So immediately I wrote the last verse after the conversation.
And be less chatty or as chatty as you like. I'm just happy for your comments and become friends

Rambling again, I'm going stop.
Have a great day. Happy 'Scaping

Gazzy

05-Mar-2018 16:14:26 - Last edited on 05-Mar-2018 16:15:12 by Gazzy