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Chapter 6: Dimension of Prosperity pt 3: The Boss
Queen Nat: What...?
Nat: You heard me. No! This... this is wrong!
Queen Nat: This boss fight is so easy! You just have to kill him with-
Nat: That's the point! It's too easy!
Queen Nat: Oh so you want it to be difficult?
Nat: Yeah, release him!
Queen Nat: ...nah. *swipes sword from Nat's hand and stabs Zemouregal in the chest*
Zemouregal: Thank you... *dies*
Nat: Finally you did somethi-
Queen Nat blasts Nat back with a magic spell.
Nat: OW MY- wait... Oooooooh, I see who the real boss is!
Queen Nat: Now, you must deal with... YOURSELF! By the way I'm also a goddess.
Nat: Oh now it's interesting!
Queen Nat: Interesting? How would you expect to beat a goddess!?
Nat: Ummm... *looks side to side* I have my ways. *runs downstairs*
Queen Nat: Hey come back here! *fires a magic blast at Nat as she goes down the steps and misses her* Grrr! *chases Nat*
Nat goes to the second floor and heads to the treasure room which is on the same side as it was in Dimension of Disaster. She picks the lock to it, enters, and comes back out with The Measure.
Queen Nat: You're going to kill me with that old thing? Ha! *fires another magical blast*
Nat: I'm not trying to kill you with it! *dodges the blast and runs downstairs again into the study by the library, Queen Nat still chasing*
Nat picks the lock to the study and goes in and comes back out with the Staff of Armadyl.
Queen Nat: Smart, but the staff is bound to me. *telegrabs the staff* You can't win.
Nat: Again, not whatcha think. *exits the palace, with Queen Nat still chasing, and comes to the sewer hatch*
Sewer Hatch: Retina scan required. *scans Nat's retinas* Accepted. Welcome Queen Natlee.
Queen Nat: No!
Nat enters the sewers which turn out to be a vault made of sirenic scales infused with malevolent and tectonic energy, in the middle of which is the Stone of Jas being held up by a statue of Nat in Atlas style. Nat touches the stone.
To Be Cont. Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.
Queen Nat: What...?
Nat: You heard me. No! This... this is wrong!
Queen Nat: This boss fight is so easy! You just have to kill him with-
Nat: That's the point! It's too easy!
Queen Nat: Oh so you want it to be difficult?
Nat: Yeah, release him!
Queen Nat: ...nah. *swipes sword from Nat's hand and stabs Zemouregal in the chest*
Zemouregal: Thank you... *dies*
Nat: Finally you did somethi-
Queen Nat blasts Nat back with a magic spell.
Nat: OW MY- wait... Oooooooh, I see who the real boss is!
Queen Nat: Now, you must deal with... YOURSELF! By the way I'm also a goddess.
Nat: Oh now it's interesting!
Queen Nat: Interesting? How would you expect to beat a goddess!?
Nat: Ummm... *looks side to side* I have my ways. *runs downstairs*
Queen Nat: Hey come back here! *fires a magic blast at Nat as she goes down the steps and misses her* Grrr! *chases Nat*
Nat goes to the second floor and heads to the treasure room which is on the same side as it was in Dimension of Disaster. She picks the lock to it, enters, and comes back out with The Measure.
Queen Nat: You're going to kill me with that old thing? Ha! *fires another magical blast*
Nat: I'm not trying to kill you with it! *dodges the blast and runs downstairs again into the study by the library, Queen Nat still chasing*
Nat picks the lock to the study and goes in and comes back out with the Staff of Armadyl.
Queen Nat: Smart, but the staff is bound to me. *telegrabs the staff* You can't win.
Nat: Again, not whatcha think. *exits the palace, with Queen Nat still chasing, and comes to the sewer hatch*
Sewer Hatch: Retina scan required. *scans Nat's retinas* Accepted. Welcome Queen Natlee.
Queen Nat: No!
Nat enters the sewers which turn out to be a vault made of sirenic scales infused with malevolent and tectonic energy, in the middle of which is the Stone of Jas being held up by a statue of Nat in Atlas style. Nat touches the stone.
To Be Cont. Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.
14-May-2015 03:21:03
Chapter 7: Pair of Killers pt 2: Dem kills
Mel and Zer land at the bottom of the hole.
Mel: Ok so whoever gets the drop wins!
Zer: Gotcha. It's really dark down here...
Mel: I wasn't aware that we had to take a light source with us...
Oh, sorry, I forgot to narrate the setting!
The bottom of the hole is rocky and mossy, with some torches on the sides of the walls. They go through a long tunnel into the boss' chamber. It looks recently dug out with roots protruding from it, and sitting in it is... Gurrath!?!?
Mel: Gurrath!?!?
Gurrath: Oh, hi Mel.
Zer: You know him?
Mel: My clanmates and I went to his world and ended up, well...
*urrath: Dethroning me
Mel: Yeah. I don't know how John knew about this or how to get to it but, well, he did!
Zer: Smart boy.
Gurrath: Sooo, you came to fight me?
Zer: Yyyyyep. Whoever gets the drop wins.
*urrath: She won.
Mel and Zer: ...what?
Gurrath: Mel won. You automatically get 1 Gurrath head kill after unlocking my fight from the quest Betrayal in Another World . So she got 1 more kill than you.
Zer: ...Well ****, I can't fight you.
Gurrath: Ah, don't worry, the Juk quests aren't that long.
Mel: So this was a complete and utter waste of our time?
Gurrath: Look on the bright side, you got to the hole before its name was changed!
Mel: Oh yeah!
Gurrath: Aaaand I changed it back.
Zer: How?
*urrath: I'm a part of the NPC-based game security system. I'm really an AI.
Mel: So did Jmods develop this boss fight or did you?
Gurrath: I did, and for good reason. The head you see before you isn't really me, just a hologram. I dug down here in order to get closer to the game's core. Or... games' since they're together now. I'm trying to separate RS3 and OSRS.
Mel: Aww, why?
Zer: Yeah, why?
*urrath: Because if the games stay together, the landmasses will collapse in on each other, and once old NPC's meet their newer counterparts, THEY'LL fuse, becoming true AI's but insane, then destroy the internet!
Meland Zer: ...K.
Chapter End. Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.
Mel and Zer land at the bottom of the hole.
Mel: Ok so whoever gets the drop wins!
Zer: Gotcha. It's really dark down here...
Mel: I wasn't aware that we had to take a light source with us...
Oh, sorry, I forgot to narrate the setting!
The bottom of the hole is rocky and mossy, with some torches on the sides of the walls. They go through a long tunnel into the boss' chamber. It looks recently dug out with roots protruding from it, and sitting in it is... Gurrath!?!?
Mel: Gurrath!?!?
Gurrath: Oh, hi Mel.
Zer: You know him?
Mel: My clanmates and I went to his world and ended up, well...
*urrath: Dethroning me
Mel: Yeah. I don't know how John knew about this or how to get to it but, well, he did!
Zer: Smart boy.
Gurrath: Sooo, you came to fight me?
Zer: Yyyyyep. Whoever gets the drop wins.
*urrath: She won.
Mel and Zer: ...what?
Gurrath: Mel won. You automatically get 1 Gurrath head kill after unlocking my fight from the quest Betrayal in Another World . So she got 1 more kill than you.
Zer: ...Well ****, I can't fight you.
Gurrath: Ah, don't worry, the Juk quests aren't that long.
Mel: So this was a complete and utter waste of our time?
Gurrath: Look on the bright side, you got to the hole before its name was changed!
Mel: Oh yeah!
Gurrath: Aaaand I changed it back.
Zer: How?
*urrath: I'm a part of the NPC-based game security system. I'm really an AI.
Mel: So did Jmods develop this boss fight or did you?
Gurrath: I did, and for good reason. The head you see before you isn't really me, just a hologram. I dug down here in order to get closer to the game's core. Or... games' since they're together now. I'm trying to separate RS3 and OSRS.
Mel: Aww, why?
Zer: Yeah, why?
*urrath: Because if the games stay together, the landmasses will collapse in on each other, and once old NPC's meet their newer counterparts, THEY'LL fuse, becoming true AI's but insane, then destroy the internet!
Meland Zer: ...K.
Chapter End. Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.
22-Aug-2015 02:56:28
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