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Chapter 34: Sam's Friends
Deadasssasin3: FREEZE SAM is what we will say when we kick his-
*Black dragon snezzes.*
Deadassasin3: What is the dragon's name?
Homey Man: Her name is Girly!
Noob: Awesome!
Mrs. Noob: I'm a girl! Right?
Noob: You're a girl?
Big Boy: FOCUS!
Yeah: yah!
Luis: HEY! It wasn't capitalized!
Yeah: Yah!
*Meanwhile*
Dark One: SAM! You have failed!
Sam: Not yet! My pizza minions and fire warriors shall crush those fools!
*Meanwhile again*
SDHQ: Sam has made a federal offence. He- OH WHO CARES I WANT PANCAKES!
Groovy Gal: CHEESE!
77fire: NOOBS! Let's just kill Sam and-
Fire Minion 1: Not so fast!
77fire: Fire minion? I'm a boss? Cool! Noobs.
Fire Minion 2: Sam wants us to destroy you, since I am the friendly guy, will you please die under Fire Minion 3?
Deadassasin3: No.
Fire Minion 3: You foos! You die now!
Pizza Minions: AND WILL BE FULL... OF PAIN!
Dot: That is my job!
*Afterwards*
Deadassasin3: You guys are only level 1.
Fire Minions: Is that why we lost?
Deadassasin3: Let's go, Sam has left! Let's rethink a stragety in Lumbridge. Home teleport!
Noob: I'm not a high enough level to use that!
SAM GONE OUR FRIENDS LEAVE TO CONTINUE RANDOM GUYS QUEST. WILL THEY SUCCEED OR FAIL? FIND OUT ON ANOTHER NOOB!

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Can you make a plot twist? :)
I want to be good now.
With a Mithril dragon called marshmellow, with 5 elite marshmellow Knights.(Level 100)!
Lol.
That would make My fire and pizza minions angry.

27-Jul-2009 21:28:51 - Last edited on 27-Jul-2009 21:30:20 by [#7M3B2PQZR]

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EVERYONE IMPORTANT NEWS TO NOOB YOU MUST LOOK IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need to make a new member's account for personal reasons, so I will make ONE MORE SEASON FINALE NOOB STORY BEFORE I MAKE MY NEW ACCOUNT! But, I will continue to make noob stories, just not on this account, I hope you'll all recognize me in my new account 21 days after today... Please believe who I am next month, I love this story so I will let it live on my next account not on this one...











































Read statement above!

29-Jul-2009 18:30:18 - Last edited on 29-Jul-2009 18:32:09 by [#OS8RF2EI7]

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Chpater 35: Random Guy Showdown
Deadassasin3: We have your stupid stone.
Noob: Well excuuuuuuuuuuuse me!
Deadassasin3: I meant the stone of Oblivion.
Noob: Thanks!
Random Guy: Hand it over.
*When the stone touches his hands, he turns into a level 1117 Demonic Overlord*
Everyone except Random Guy: O...M...G...
Random Guy: Don't call me Random Guy no longer, call me, Bamorak! HAHAHAHA!
SDHQ: Bamorak?
Bamorak: Shut it Qabox! I am Zamoraks son.
Groovy Gal: HE TRIED TO MAKE CHEESE EXTINCT! You are goin-
*Bammy[lol] traps Groovy inside a black bubble*
Groovy Gal: Cool, I can fly!
Yeah: Oh no!
Luis: HE SAID NO! *Luis jumps inside bubble with Groovy Gal*
*Bamorak uses 2 hour Ice Barrage on Dot, Fire, 0no4, SDHQ, Homey Man,Yeah, and Big Boy*
Bamorak: Now I shall handle the 2 noobs, and my creator, Deadassasin3! With your blood, I will be stronger than Saradomin and destroy Runescape!
Deadassasin3: Noob! Cake Death Mode would be nice!
Noob: I can't just activate-
* Bamorak kills Mrs. Noob*
Noob: NOOOOOOOOOOO! You monster! Deadassasin3, hold my hand and we will combine our powers!
* Noob and Deadassasin3 become Noob Assassin, level 1200*
Bamorak: Oh poopie.
Noob Assasin: This is for Boyson!
* Bammy gets owned, Noob Assassin becomes Noob and Deadassasin3 again.*
Deadassasin3: We won!
Noob: Mrs. Noob!
Mrs. Noob: What?
Noob: You're-
???: DEAD!
* Voice shatters black bubble*
???: I am Zamorak!
Fire from inside the ice: OMG! ZAMMY I LOVE YOU!
Zamorak: Here's my autograph, where was I, oh-
Yeah: Yeah!
Zamorak: You killed my son! Now I am going to kill you!
Noob: As if that isn't often...


THIS IS THE LAST NOOB STORY FOR NOW! UNTIL I MAKE MY NEW ACCOUNT! NOOB FANS KEEP THIS THREAD ALIVE AND MY NEW ACCOUNT WILL TAKE OVER! WHAT WILL HAPPEN WITH ZAMMY IN THE FRAY? FIND OUT NEXT MONTH! ON NOOB! AND IN HUGE DEICATION TO BOYSON!

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