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ycheez
I LIKE CHEESE!!!
knows every food touture known to man, woman, child, dragon, ogre, goblin, bat, and monkey
owns RPG, with infininte rounds, and is the richest guy in runescape.
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09-Feb-2009 02:01:50

BerzerkTitan

BerzerkTitan

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Deadassassin3: where did noob go?
????:wtf!? why is there some noob in my house >:[]!
Noob: u can make cake in this kitchen! im never leaving!
Deadassassin3: Noob! get out here!
Noob: but i dont wanna!!
????: would u just get out -_-'
Deadassassin3: who are you?
????: Im Homey Man111, the dude with the pemp house.
Deadassassin3: oh, ok cool, do you have a dungeon?
Homey Man111: Yeah, why?
*Deadassassin3 whispers to Homey Man111*
Deadassassin3: hey noob!
Noob: wut :o
Deadassassin3: theres some cake downstairs!
Noob: omfg rly!?
Deadassassin3: hell yah!
*noob goes downstairs*
Homey Man111: hi Noob.
Noob: :o r u a genie
Homey Man111: umm n...yah...yah im a um..Cake...genie...yah
Noob:omg!!! i love you! do u have any cake i can have?
Homey Man111: yar, but first....
*use Dragon-mace special on Noob 1-hitting him*
*Noob drops 500B*
*Homey Man111 picks up*
*Homey Man111 and Deadassassin3 high-five*
Deadassassin3: lets go spend that moneyz on GS's and stuff!
Homey Man111: naw, i gotta better idea.
Deadassassin3: wut?!?!
*10 mins later*
Noob: omg 1B cakes!
Homey Man111: hell yah! cake-eating time!!
Noob: Woo-hoo!
*noob and Homey Man111 dive into cakes*
Deadassassin3: what am i ever gonna do about that Noob?
Homey Man111: i dunno, sell him in the Black-market?
Deadassassin3:hmmmm....
Homey Man111: yippie!
Deadassassin3: what was that?
Homey Man111: what was what?
Deadassassin3: u just said "yippie!"
Homey Man111: i think u have me confused with someone else..
*Homey Man111 turns around and kills Noob*
*Homey Man111 rubs and kisses his D-Scim*
Homey Man111: D-Scims ftw! >:[)
Deadassassin3: so you like killing ppl aswell?
Homey Man111: of corse! im an str Junkee who likes to kills noobs :D Deadassassin3: i think we'll get along fine...
Homey Man111: Veracs time >:[)!
Deadassassin3: yah, were gunna get along great ^_^

THE END
hope u liked it XD

11-Feb-2009 22:08:44 - Last edited on 11-Feb-2009 22:16:41 by BerzerkTitan

BerzerkTitan

BerzerkTitan

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name:Homey Man111
race: Zamorakian (Human Zamorak-follower)
likes:To kill noobs of all types, get weapons of mass destruction, worship Zamorak, Hang-out with his peeps in Morytania (Yah, I LOVE Morytania, 4 reals) and spends Billions of Gp on his house and cakes
makes mad: Noobs eating his cakes, Saradomin-Goodie-Goodie worshipers and lvl 3-skillers with full ele.
favorate thing: killing noobs, Worshiping Zamorak and cleaning his Armor and weapons.
Armour :( lvl 95) Full Veracs, Zamorak Cape, Dragon Scimitar, Dragon Boots, Amulet of Glory, DDS, Dragon Mace, Red Gloves.
i luuuuuuuuv these stories and i wanna be a part of it ^_^ , and if i could choose what type of person id be, id be a mega-str-junkee who kills ppl 4 a laugh and is coolio with Deadassasin3 cuz he hates noobs.
:D
Oh, yah, i since i love Zamorak and Morytania, i can help him on his quest to find the Dark Overlord :D

11-Feb-2009 22:36:29 - Last edited on 11-Feb-2009 22:51:25 by BerzerkTitan

Kothrak

Kothrak

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Oh my gosh, it has been SO long since I postied...
I've been really busy, what with working on my story (yay I'm finally on the third one and even though it's been almost a year since I started the first one hasn't died!!!) and also the ten tons of homework my teachers love to assign... So I'll post now!!!!!!
:O Electrobumpness!!! :O

13-Feb-2009 01:24:02

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