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[#OS8RF2EI7]

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John is smart, it lives.

30-Jun-2009 00:44:24

Fardigmule

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i am... amazed
P.S.bump

30-Jun-2009 00:53:14

[#6XHFJA0EZ]

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Hi! Billy Mays here for the Bump! It moves your thread to the top of the forums! Now everyone can see your exciting threads for only $19.99 while supplies last! And if that's not enough, I'll throw in a free character for your story! That's right! A free character! Order now!

Rest in peace Billy. May your infomercials be with us forever.

01-Jul-2009 19:31:12

Ffif

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I am still Open for a new character.. see previous post for information >.>

03-Jul-2009 01:10:45

Ffif

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BUMPSICLE

04-Jul-2009 00:28:41

Ffif

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-week later-
IM still the only one who bumpz0red..

07-Jul-2009 01:40:36

Ffif

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-grunt- Bump.

07-Jul-2009 17:29:15

BerzerkTitan

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seeing that im not saying much i n the series, feel free to take me out of it by dying or whatever.

11-Jul-2009 20:03:12

[#OS8RF2EI7]

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Homey if you are sad tell me! I'll fix it. On with the story!

13-Jul-2009 16:38:32

[#OS8RF2EI7]

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Chapter 33: The Escape
Deadassasin3: Noobs, we must use our abilities to break out of this jail cell!
Noob and Mrs. Noob: ELEVATOR.
*Meanwhile*
Homey Man: YOU ARE SICK!
Luis: So I ate the tortoise's insides... it's in the job description. See, if you are eaten by any mutant-
Everyone Else: NEVER MIND!
*Meanwhile again!*
The Dark One: An elevator?
Sam: Yah, I don't know.
The Dark One: Well Sam, there is one extra gift for capturing the annoying Noobs and assassin,
Sam: What?
*Meanwhile*
Homey Man: Guys, until Deadassasin and Noob 1 and 2 return, I'll lead!
Big Boy and 0no4: * really?
Homey Man: Yah, cause I washed your mothers cold sores off. And they were EVERYWHERE!
Big Boy and 0no4: ... O.K...
*Meanwhile[again...]*
Deadassasin3: O.K., Noob's burps didn't work*coughs* so I will now bash Noob against the gate!
Mrs. Noob: Won't that hurt the gate?
Noob: No darling, it will hurt Deadassasin[Poor moron].
Deadassasin3: Yah...
* Noob deflates when he hits the gate*
Deadassasin3: NOOB YOU ARE DEFLATING! AGAIN!
*Meanhwhile*
SDHQ: Homey, what now?
Groovy Gal: Yah I need-
Homey Man: Cheese?
Groovy Gal: Mindreader!
Dot: But we need-
Homey Man: Money and weapons?
Dot: Mindreader!
*Suddenly, a black dragon jumps in*
Yeah: Oh yah!
Sam: Friends, I must eliminate you with my dark powers!
Homey Man: Hmm, he works for the Dark One!
Sam: Mindreader! Girly! Kill them!
*Meanwhile*
Deadassasin3: Alright, last plan, Noob, you must go into cake death mode!
Noob: I can't do it whenever I want ya know!
*Suddenly, a black dragon busts down the gate with our other heroes on it*
Deadassasin3: Guys, Sam is-
Homey Man: Evil?
Deadassasin3: Mindreader!
Homey Man: I made friends with the dragon by rapping, and scared Sam away.
Mrs. Noob: But... he loves me!
Noob: I'm so sorry!

OUR HEROES DISCOVER A NEW VILLAIN, SAM! WHAT NEW TROUBLES WILL BEFALL THE GROUP? FIND OUT ON ANOTHER NOOB!

13-Jul-2009 16:48:58 - Last edited on 13-Jul-2009 17:46:48 by [#OS8RF2EI7]

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