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Ffif

Ffif

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Maffif-is a ghost(ghostly robes), Is wearing an amulet that lets me talk, so I am not mumbling horribly, knows the way to the elven lands, so I can introduce noob to Iban, and introduces noob to the ancient magicks..
I can also simply float out of the sinister cages that so often show up, because I am a ghost, but.. sadly, Ican't enjoy cake..
I have a way of having most any needed item due to the fact that.. "I know a guy.."

20-Jun-2009 00:25:40 - Last edited on 30-Jun-2009 23:05:08 by Ffif

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CHAPTER 32: A New Enemy
Sam: The way into Tutorial Island is pretty life risking.
Deadassasin3: What do we do?
Noob and Mrs. Noob: Yah, what do we do?
Sam: We must... DO A BUNNY HOP!
Big Boy: Your kidding.
Sam: ACROSS A PATH OF SPIKES!
0no4: I'M FIRST!
Dot921: Ladies first!
Groovy Gal: Does that mean I go first or last?
Fire: Noobs.
SDHQ: BUT I HAVE AGENTS WHO DO THAT STUFF FOR ME!
Noob and Mrs. Noob: Yah, we have agents who do that stuff for us!
Yeah: Yeah!
Luis: Shut up! I'll go first...hey this isn't so ba- WHAT THE?! A MUTANT TORTOISE!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Homey Man: That image will haunt me!...
Deadassasin3: Dot,and everyone else stay here and disembowl the tortoise, me, Noob Mrs.s Noob, and Sam will go on ahead.
Sam: Yes... alone...
Noob and Mrs. Noob: Yes...alone...
*SOME GRAPHIC IMAGES LATER*
Deadassasin3: WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING!
Noob: Well when he said be alone I thought-
Deadassasin3: NEVER MIND!
*Later*
Sam: Here we are! The elevator.
Deadassasin3: Looks like a jail cell-
*Sam shoves Noob, Mrs. Noob, and our handsome hero, Deadassasin3 in the "elevator" and locks it.*
Deadassasin3: What the heck?
Sam: Sorry, The Dark One and his family will make me rich along with my 6 SOLDIERS OF DESCRUCTION!
*3 PIZZA WARRIORS AND FIRE WARRIORS POP OUT OF THE GROUND*
*Meanwhile*
Dot: UGH! THIS TURTLE SMELLS HORRIBLE!
ALL OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS ARE KIDNAPPED, AND THE DARK ONE IS BACK? TO BE CONTINUED ON ANOTHER NOOB EPISODE!

30-Jun-2009 00:31:07 - Last edited on 13-Jul-2009 16:39:43 by [#OS8RF2EI7]

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