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Chapter 25: Rune Mysteries[ with and extra side of Noob]
Noob: Wow! I can't believe I beat Rune Mysteries!
Deadassasin3: We haven't even started...
Noob: Well, just tell HIM I beat it, he'll say yes.
Groovy Gal: Who?
Noob: HIM!!!!!
Sir Boyson: That is a random person.
SDHQ: Just let him greet 'im so he'll shut the
* Horses nearby neigh loudly*
SDHQ: UP!!!
77fire: I like his style.
???: Hello, you wanted me for something right?
Noob: Don't pretend you don't know me!
???: He is a card! Can I come with you?
00no4: Gotta tell us your name.
???: Homey Man111.
Noob: WERD UP!
Homey Man111: Well I have this talisman from Duke Horacio. Know what I can do with it?
Deadassasin3: Follow us.
*Hour 1- Noob burns down Wizard Tower[ adding on to their GE bill.*
*Hour 2- Noob steals a random rock for Rune esscence.*
*Hour 3- Noob realizes he has to MINE the ore AT THE TELEPORT SPOT
*Hour 4- Noob beats quest with 1 hp due to a rock avalanche.*
Homey Man111: This guy is a moron! It's kinda fun.
Sir Boyson: HOW?!!!
Homey Man111: Think about it, he has something stupid in store EVERY HOUR! I would like to join your group.
Deadassasin3: Why not? I need all the help I can get!

WAZZUP?!!!HOMEY JOINS THE PARTAY! NEXT IS PRIEST IN PERIL! IT'S A COUNTRY SIZED ADVENTURE! SEE THEM IN MORYTANIA SOON IN NOOB!

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CHAPTER 26: NOOB IN PERIL
Noob: Pattycake, pattycake...
Deadassasin3: YOU HAVE SUNG THAT SONG FOR 11 HOURS!!!!!
Noob: Pattycake never gets old!
Groovy Gal: It's true.
77fire: Where's my 2nd best friend Homey?
* On his rune phone*
Homey Man111: Yah thanks! Bye!
SDHQ: Were those assassins yoou consulted with?
Deadassasin3: I'm right here!
Homey Man111: Nah I called the National Association Rearing Behind.
Sir Boyson: NARB?
Homey Man111: Yah they are bringing my "equipment".
NARB Employee: Here ya go!
00no4: That was fast.
Homey Man111: Awesome!!! Hey Noob, c'mere.
*Homey grabs Noob, Noob screams loudly*
Big Boy: OK, what did you kill him with?
Homey Man111: Abyssal whip.
* Dot laughs*
Dot: Er, I mean, oh no...
Noob: While you guys were talking, I started the quest and he wants me to kill Cerebrus.
Deadassasin3: How do you know what Cerebrus looks like?
Noob: Zammy showed me.
77fire;WOWOWOWOWOWOWOOOOOOOOOO, YOU HAVE MET ZAMORAK?!?!!!
Noob: Yah, he favors me, I like him, I kill people, and I am greedy!
Deadassasin3: You do NOT kill people!
Noob: Yah, they commit suicide when I annoy them.
* At the dog*
Deadassasin3: That dog looks uglier than it did before.
Big Boy: You would too if you got owned everyday.
Dot: He IS Fluffys son...
*Noob kills the dog because it wanted to die*
*Hour 1- Noob pees in the Salve.*
*Hour 2- Drezel is so annoyed, he blesses Noob with the ability to make cakes anywhere so he'll go away, and lets Noob beat the quest.*
Homey Man: Wait, the Salve is yellow, it's supposed to be black!
Noob: Who cares? We are now in Morytani-
* Suddenly, ninjas shoot tranquilizer darts into all of the gangs skin, knocking all of them unconcious*
Samurai: Are these the noobs?
Knight: Yessss. Master Dadeathdeala wanted to see them...
Ninja: Is the Salve supposed to be yellow?

KIDNAPPED BY THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE MAFIA BUSINESS, WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE GANG? FIND OUT ON ANOTHER NOOB!

24-Feb-2009 20:42:00 - Last edited on 24-Feb-2009 20:54:00 by [#OS8RF2EI7]

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