Chapter 20: A Nooby Christmas Wedding
Deadassasin3: It took us 10 hours to find this place Noob! Where are we?
Noob: Varrock!
Deadassasin3: How come it took 10 hours?!
Noob: I got lost over at Mos' Le Harmless.
*At the wedding*
Priest: Do you promis to watch over eachother and to not forget eachother?
Noob and Ms. Noob: I do.
*Boyson coughs*
Priest: Do you promise not to abandon eachother for another or fall for earthly temptations?
Noob And Ms. Noob: I do.
*Deadassasin3 coughs*
Priest: Lastly, do you promise to love eachother even in the horrible bowels of Zamorak?
77fire: Zammy owns! Don't say he's horrible!
*Everyone gasps*
Deadassasin3: There is somone you think isn't a noob?
Priest: BACK TO BUSINESS!!!
Noob And Ms. Noob: I do!
Priest: Great, now kiss eachother foos!
Everyone:?!!!
Dot921: Are you even a priest?
Priest: Yes..... OK no.
Sir Boyson: What ever.
???: HOLD THE WEDDING! I the Dark One, ask for a duel!
Deadassasin3: That is so rude! During a wedding? Noob would never-
Noob: Sure! I'm bored and don't understand what the priest was saying!
Ms. Noob: Hey me neither!
Noob: Isn't she great?
*The Dark One fires a blast at her*
Noob: NO!!!
*Noob jumps in front of it and dies*
Sir Boyson: YES!!!
Deadassasin3: Uh Boyson... this is Runescape, he'll respawn...
Sir Boyson: NO!!!
The Dark One: Oh darn I guess I didn't think that over.
*Noob comes in and uses Death Mode and the Dark One screams like a girl and runs away*
Deadassasin3: Alright Noob,I held my end of the deal, how do you do the Death Move?
Noob: Well, you-
*While they talk, tons of noise occur outside*
Noob: And that is it.
Deadassasin3: Awesome! Thanks Noob!
Sir Boyson: Aw, come on I didn't hear it!
SEASON 2 OF NOOB HAS BEGUN! NOOB WILL DO TERRIFING LIFE THREATENING ADVENTURES! WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT? FIND OUT ON SEASON 2[ AND DON'T FORGET TO SEE THE HEIST ON PAGE 10!!!!!!!!!!!]
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