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Y0kh

Y0kh

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Character Name: DeeDee
Character's Combat level: 88
Noobiness of character: 2.5
Speciality: 99 magic, and has rune dyslexia (sometimes cannot tell the difference between different magic runes, but tries his best to overcome his disorder, and has even became a master of magic during the process)
Other details: claims to be giant noobs long lost cousin, and there is strong evidence that this is true, one of the reasons being that deedee's personality is 25% similar to giant noob's, and many other reasons. Can also be extremely spontaneous.
P.S. Giant noob is the best noob story ever made!!!!!!!! I have never read a noob story as funny as this!!!!

07-Jun-2011 21:06:32 - Last edited on 07-Jun-2011 21:15:42 by Y0kh

Jacoob

Jacoob

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=}--- Chapter 63: Classical Runescape ---{=
Mod Paul - Andrew's younger brother, has put Mathpwns in a cell in the dwarfen black hole. He is now ready to interrogate him.
Mathpwns: Uhh, my head...where am I? OMG its Mod Paul OMG OMG!
Paul: SHUT UP! *smacks Mathpwns*
Mathpwns: Ow! Why did you do that? WAAH!
Paul: Look, listen here, you are here because you have way too much money, 5 Million GP...no one has that in the game yet, and we'd like to know how you got it.
Mathpwns: Well, I woz at der GE where this epic battle was 'appening then soddenly, in a flash of white light I ended up in this weird pixellated land and then everyone worships me because I own the most monies
Paul: Interesting, but one question, WTF is a GE?
Mathpwns: Dunno, just some giant trading place
Paul: Interesting *writes down all the information* So is there anything else in this new RS?
Mathpwns: Well, we have abyssal whips and we are 3D characters and also lots and lots of math! and ...
Paul: WOW! Yes its going to be fun taking over Andrew as head of RS
Mathpwns: Wut?
Paul: Well, im sick of Andrew getting all the praise for making this game even though I helped a lot, no one noticed me :( Mathpwns: Yeah so can I go now?
Paul: No because you will ruin the game with your millions of GP, you stupid noob, no one will believe you anyway bwahaha!
Suddenly a blast is heard and chants saying "Let math go free!" is heard.
Paul: Oh ffs, how did they find us? Guards! Get them!
Mathpwns: Man yor crazy
Paul: *Ice barrages* Mathpwns, yeah and you're not going anywhere! I'm going to force you to give me the money!
Mathpwns: NO ITS MY MATH@!@!
C: There he is! Everyone break down the barriers!
Andrew: Paul, what the hell are you doing? Oh well, guess whose not going to help on the game anymore :D Reported!
Paul: I will have my revenge some day Andrew!!! *fades away*
C: Thats the end of him...for now
Mathpwns: Guys I feel funny *disappears in a white light*
C: I'll miss him *cries*
~ THE END ~
27/27 120 skills achieved!
26/27 MoA Pets!

Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

08-Jun-2011 21:46:59

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