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=}--- Chapter 50: CrazyScape ---{=
Finally the 50th Chapter, its not much of a big whoop as the 25th but involves a lot of turning points in relationships between people, just as this show right here:
Posh male: Darling! Where the devil are my Dragon Boots?
Posh female: Uh oh, I um accidently put them in the drop party box =/
Posh male: YOU WHAT? RIGHT THATS IT IM GETTING MY RUNE CANE OUT!
Posh female: Darling please *flinches*
Commentator: STOP! Do you really want domestic violence in RuneScape to be affecting the daily lives around us! There is a way for people to channel out their anger and fustration out on - And that method is TAKING IT OUT ON THE NOOBS! For example! Beating loved ones in your family is a very very very bad problem indeed, and you, the viewer can tackle this by treatng noobs like slaves! Come on! Go into Lumbridge right now and capture some of these noobs and beat them up! Together we can expel these player-wannabes from RS! UH OH J-MODS RUN!
J-Mod 1: BANNED! BANNED! BANNED! fat losers!
J-Mod 2: Did you ban them without even asking why they were doing it again?
J-Mod 1: They shouldnt have been breaking the rules, thats all there is to it!
J-Mod 2: *sigh*
Merch Deputy: Ok you noobs saw that! So it is correct that you are slaves to the players of this game!
L00b: Haha! Your threatre production got banned!
Merch Deputy: *whips l00b* SHUT UP! Ok everyone since your mate decided to play dumb, we are now going to get out Regen Bracelets out of the GE bank
Giant Noob: That doesnt sound so bad...
Merch Guard: MOVE NOOB!
Merch Deputy: Make them all hop to W2 with using this glitch potion!
Meanwhile in Jagex HQ:
Mod Mark L: Wow guys look what I found! I found the best way to get rid of autoers! Everyone turn off your public chats and watch this...
All of the J mods go to the wc autoer...
MML: Ok watch the noob...µ!
The autoer Java app crashes forcing it to log out! A few mins later...
MML: and...noob gone!
MMH: Wow...we can get rid of autoers!
27/27 120 skills achieved!
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Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

08-Jun-2009 22:52:32 - Last edited on 08-Apr-2011 16:24:14 by Jacoob

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MMG: Wow I never knew saying µ could be kool!
All the J mods crash and then log back in
MML: Gosh Boss! Be careful, we don't want to kill anyone!
MMG: Sorry mates! Its alt + 0181!
C.J-mod: You got that right! Hmmm
Priv Chat:
C.J-Mod: Hey I found a great way to ruin this crappy new RS
M.H: I'm listening
C.J-Mod: Well you hold alt then type in 0181 and anyone that so much as SEES the symbol crashes instantly! BTW have all your chats off or you may get crashed
M.H: So you're saying that I can crash anyone with their chats on, at any time?
C.J-Mod: Yea but remember to just force it to make RS go back to before Dec 10th!
M.H: Alright, I know what to do!
In the Lvl 135's CC:
M.H: GUYS GUYS! I FOUND THE BEST BUG EVER! WE CAN EARN MILLIONS IN A FEW HOURS!
Lvl 135: Well thats nice but we are sticking to my plan of capturing and killing Giant Noob, since he upset me one too many times
M.H: We can kill him later! We can be billionaires if we follow my method before everyone finds out! Please! We need to make a mage clan and pk lots of noobs!
M.P: Pking? Really? How much mil will i make? We should listen to M.H you know!
Flirty Lady: Killing people...thats grose...eww
Miss Rude: Sounds intersting, I'd like to pk some fat noobs!
M.S: Sounds like the pking idea with bugs looks like a good scam!
Me278: Will there be pie?
Lvl 135: SHUT UP NOOBS IM IN CHARGE AND WE ARE GOING TO OWN GIANT NOOB AND THAT IS FINAL!
M.H: Fine then...
Lvl 135: Everyone hop to W2 and start buying Regen Braces at max, and my daughter, please get lots of guys to raise a new army for me :)
In W2:
Merch Leader: World 2 GE the place where we dump all our items the special way...Noobs! GRAB THE CASES OF REGENERATION BRACELETS!
Merch Deputy: Sir! The lvl 135 aka your brother is comming!
Merch Leader: Excellent! They will be buying our regen bracelets in a minute. NOOBS! DUMP THEM IN THE GE!
All the noobs quickly dump the braclets in the GE while all of the badies log in.
27/27 120 skills achieved!
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Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

08-Jun-2009 22:52:49 - Last edited on 11-Jun-2009 19:42:12 by Jacoob

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In Giant Noob's CC:
Freeze: Why do we have to do this? This is slave labour and against the RS rules!
Giant Noob: They fed us well though!
L00b: OMG guys! New bug! Press Alt + 0181 and you can crash people!
Scared O: Do you think we can do this to the merch noobs? I'm a bit nervous!
L00b: Yea we should! But we need to be on a PVP world first so we can humiliate them!
Giant Noob: Maybe they will drop a shiny gp!
Knight: What is this chat about?
Giant Noob: Who are you?
Knight: I'm knight! I used to be in the mercher's clan but all they do is dump the items way too early and now I lose money =/ And I don't like the idea as noobs being a different race, because its just a game!
Giant Noob: Ok, you're in mate!
Knight: Thanks! BTW****** on the merch clans is that they don't really know how to fight in PVP so try to fight them in there somehow!
L00b: I have a plan! Everyone put all chats off and watch my emote signals!
Meanwhile in public chat:
Lvl 135: Hey bro! Wow, you got those noobs so easily -.-. So whats the dump price? I brought 5K Regens right now you know...so can you hand those noobs over to me now?
M.H: I don't think you should trust him, merch clans often scam lower ranking people and "outsiders"
Merch Leader: Excellent! Guards! Get Giant Noob!
Merch Guard: Here he is Sir!
Giant Noob: Is it snack time already? OH NO! NO! NOT HIM!
L00b: LVL 135 THEY HAVE ALREADY DUMPED THE BRACELETS!
Lvl 135: Bro, is this true?
Merch Leader: I don't know what you're talking about!
*The GE has been updated*
Lvl 135: *checks GE and noticed the price of the bracelets has already gone down by 100%* NO! YOU FAT NOOB!
M.H: I KNEW IT! THIS IS JUST **** NOW! YOU NEVER LISTEN TO MY IDEAS BEN! WE COULD HAVE BEEN THE MOST POWERFUL PEOPLE IN RS BUT YOU RUINED IT AGAIN OVER THAT STUPID NOOB IM LEAVING THIS GROUP!
Lvl 135: Its not like I needed you anyway noob *deletes M.H and kicks him from his CC* anyone else wanna follow?
*everyone shakes their head*
Lvl 135: Good. Now bro...
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Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

08-Jun-2009 22:52:50 - Last edited on 11-Jun-2009 20:22:02 by Jacoob

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Lvl 135: ...is it really true?
Merch Leader: Yes, because you ruined the merch clan I let you borrow for a day and you never paid me back
Lvl 135: RIGHT I'M DELETING YOU FOR SCAMMING ME!
Merch Leader: We are brothers, i'll come round your house and speak to you 2moro
Lvl 135: NO! I've deleted you IRL TOO!
Merch Leader: You'll be ok in a couple of days I dont really care bro. Merch buddies! Re-Chain those noobs!
Me278: Erm, ben, calm down much? I've been losing weight recently and ive been feeling better now and i'm now nicer to other people, I think you should be too, just take a deep breath and...
Lvl 135: DONT BREATHE IN PIES BECAUSE THATS ALL YOU EAT NOOB! DELETED FOR INTERUPTING ME!
Me278: Ok then i'm off mr no friends *logs out*
M.P: This is boring, im outta here, I havent pked in 45mins!
Lvl 135: DELETED FOR CALLING ME BORING!
M.S: .
Lvl 135: DELETED FOR TESTING MY PATIENCE!
L00b: Wow has the Lvl 135 gone crazy? Not a suprise!
M.H: Ugh. He's going into a fit because he can't get what he wants, the baby. *types in some codes* Time to actually do something correct for once! FEEL THE POWER OF COMPUTING TECHNOLOGY!
*A rumble happens and suddenly...*
Giant Noob: Wow OMG they look exactly like me!
L00b: Is that even possible? OMG LAGG!
Freeze: Don't worry they cant attack us, WTF? Why is there a PVP icon on my screen?

Meanwhile in W121 edgeville, where all the nicer higher lvls hang out:
Flirty Lady: Time to make an army for daddy! Hey boys! You like girls black d hide? *puts on blk d hide body and legs*
Miss Rude: ROFL you're crazy! I hate guys!
Flirty Lady: Why! They are the best! And they give out good cash! Thats what daddy told me!
Miss Rude: Thats because your dad is stuck up and rich
Flirty Lady: No! He only brought me 2 ferrari's last year! But this game is all I need now! Getting so much RS cash from my 4 bf'a
Miss Rude: I bet they all cheat!
Random Player: WILL YOU GIRLS JUST SHUT UP!
Scenic: Wow you both are crazy and extreme!
Kitty: Yea!
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Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

08-Jun-2009 22:52:51 - Last edited on 11-Jun-2009 20:53:25 by Jacoob

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Flirty Lady: Girls! Watch this! I can get lots of guys anytime! *goes into every CC she can find and posts a msg saying "im going to quit today"
Suddenly lots of guys come running to Edgeville!
All guys: Please don't quit! We love you!
Flirty Lady: Say it like you mean it! And jig for me pwease!
All guys: Yes ma'am! *all do the jig emote*
Flirty Lady: Theres this noob trying to kill my daddy! And he's holding him hostage in the GE. Oh pwease save him loyal servants! Follow me!
All guys: Yes ma'am!
Scenic: Hold on a minute! Flirty, didn't you say that you would quit a while ago!
Flirty Lady: I changed my mind back then noob, stop bugging me
Miss Rude: Yea be quiet scenic or i'll pk you! You're prob a guy irl anyway!
Scenic: No one calls me a guy irl! *jumps in the air and triple kicks Miss Rude - Hits 33-33-33 KO!
Miss Rude: I'll get you back you ***** *dies*
Scenic: I guess I don't know my own strength! Wait a minute? this is a PVP world now? Something is wrong
Flirty Lady: Guys take the tomboy prisoner! *all the guys grab Scenic and follow Flirty*
I come in the bank:
Jacob_Dawson: What happened? I thought Scenic was here?
Kitty: She got taken away :( Jacob_Dawson: By who?
Gaara117--5: That group of dudes worshipping that weird girl who "needs" guys
Jacob_Dawson: Oh no, not her! We need a strong counter army or Giant Noob will get owned! I'm calling all of his friends to help!
Seal: Hey Jacob, now where did i put my whip? Oh there it is!
Gaara: I'll bring my mates along! *blows out of a big strange horn*
Chessman: Hey Jacob! Ive got my super melee gear ready!
Chocofan1: Can I join? I've heard of this Giant Noob before and he sounds pretty cool!
Jacob_Dawson: Yea sure, we need everyone we can get! Everyone get ready for the most epic battle of your lives!...In rs!
Meanwhile in the GE:
Cheddarnoob: They're hideous, they are the same outfits!
Giant Noob: They must be...
M.H: Bots! Autoers! Whatever you call them! But...
TO BE CONTINUED
27/27 120 skills achieved!
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Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

08-Jun-2009 22:52:53 - Last edited on 17-Jun-2009 19:42:29 by Jacoob

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Lvl 135: Reported!
M.H: Wow ben I thought you said reporting was for noobs! I knew you were such a baby! Bots kill him!
Suddenly the bots automatically swarm on the lvl 135 with bronze wc axes and kill him, yes theres that many autoers!
M.H: Who wants to be next? *looks at Merch clan leader* You! for scamming me and my mates! Bots!
All the bots come and try to "fish" the merch leader with nets and he eventually dies.
M.P: Hey dude, thanks for making this a pk world! Time to pk some noobs! *starts ddsing the merch clan members* w00t! 100M cash!
M.H: Yea now everyone drops what they have on bwahaha!
Giant Noob: Guys lets get outta here quickly! *walks slowly towards the shortcut and..*
M.H: You noobs are going nowhere! *types in some codes..* Now I can..! Whats that rumbling?
All of a sudden, lots of guys come! Lead by flirty lady.
Flirty Lady: Get that noob guys!
Giant Noob: Why am I so hated?
Guy 1: Must...get...noob!
Giant Noob: Uh oh! Clan mates! Defend me!
M.H: Autoers kill Flirty Lady!
All the autoers start running up ro flirty lady and then..
Flirty Lady: Guys uh I need some help!
Followers: Must..help..flirty!
A cataclismic battle happens between flirtys guys, and Master Hackers bots! While the noobs start fighting the merch clan!
Freeze: Evil merchenters!
Merch member1: What are you gonna do noob? Throw some wool at me?
Freeze: UGH! *freezes the mercher*
Merch member1: Oh look the little baby froze me!
L00b: Shut it noob! *uses a d skimmy slicing the frozen mercher*
Suddenly lots of money bags are shot at the noobs!
Merch Leader: Money is the root of all evil! We can own them with it!
Newbie Extra: Now is your chance Scared O to be a hero!
Scared O: Ok! *walks straight up to the merch leader* I'm not afraid of you high lvl noobs anymore!
Merch Leader: Ok heres all the money you can have! Please dont hurt me! I thought you were the favourite slave!
Scared O: You don't get it! *shoves a bag of money up the merch leaders throat!*
TO BE CONTINUED!
27/27 120 skills achieved!
26/27 MoA Pets!

Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

08-Jun-2009 23:31:03 - Last edited on 17-Jun-2009 20:04:12 by Jacoob

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scared O, these are high, ignorant lvls in RS who think noobs are a different race and think they are too dumb to be on RS, the tide soon changes, dont worry :)
27/27 120 skills achieved!
26/27 MoA Pets!

Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

09-Jun-2009 20:11:38

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