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=}--- Chapter 48: Pokefinale (Poke-E-Scape Part 3) ---{=
In Armadyl's Eyrie:
Jacob_Dawson: YES! I've finally got 40 K* on these Pigeot? Now I gotta face Kree'arra!
I pot-up, walk in the room and see Kree'arra just sitting there..
Jacob_Dawson: Thats odd..*touches Kree'arra and its actually Ho'oh! And the battle commenses with Articuno (Flockleader Geerin), Zapdos (Wingman Skree), Moltres (Flight Kilisa) and Ho'oh!
Ho'oh: REAGH! *uses gust blow - hits 0*
Jacob_Dawson: OWNED! I got Range protect on! *gets comboed 22-15* OW!
Meanwhile in the jail under JAGEX HQ:
Mega Newb: Hmm there must be someway to escape..theres always a way in games *looks under the rug and finds a key* YAY! Everyone look around for a key in your rooms! Its just a game remember!
Everyone else: Oh yea! Right! *they all find a key and escape*
Mega Newb: Ok everyone! Some of us will have to start battles with the pokemon guards, there are more people than pokemon here so we should be ok, then we must take out the FAKE MMG! LETS GO!
Hero Braylin: Hi Mega Newb! I'm a fan of yours and you inspired me to do great things! I know how to make the pokemon leave!
Mega Newb: Ok come with me!
Both Mega Newb and Braylin go to the master room in Jagex HQ while something strange is brewing in a PVP world.
M.H: Ok! They are both nearly on lvl 55 w00t!
M.S: Wow this is like the new 26king or something
M.H: Yup! All you gotta do is have this new poke-duel battle with your partner, and your partner has to have one that uses selfdestruct, and he/she will make them selfdestruct every battle, this will give your pokemon EASY exp
M.P: Whats the point of pking now? I trained this acc for nothing? Pfft! *douses his map with a glitch pot* time to own MMG! Come on fellow pures! Hes in this direction!
An army of pures marches to an unknown person's POH (name will be revealed later) and marches into a portal in there to end up in the Jagex HQ.
Pure: Dude, how did you know it was here?
M.P: I was once this guy's...
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31-May-2009 22:34:46

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M.P: ...friend, he was a legend you know...anyway lets get our CASH BACK!
Meanwhile in the main room the fake MMG is sitting down and has heard of the pokemon dieing outside, he has locked the room from the inside :P . On the back door entrance the rioting pkers are flooding the place with spam. Below the congress building are the people's representatives for Runescape and the mods are trying to fight off the pokemon.
Hero Braylin: Ok, ive got 1 gp! I need to use the communication pipe system****'am please
Receptionist: Ok
Hero Braylin: I CAN DUPE YOUR RS CASH TRUST ME!
Fake MMG: *comes out of the room* Really? Prove it then!
Hero Braylin: Ok *pretends to alch something and makes 1M cash* See!
Fake MMG: Pokemon! Force him to make money!
Mega Newb: We killed all your pokemon!
Fake MMG: Shut up foolish nerd! *suddenly lots of pokeballs come out of his extended sleves and all open up with most of the best pokemon comming out at the max levels*
Mega Newb: Oh my Saradomin!
J-Mod 1: D/C him! *Disconnects the Fake MMG* That wasnt so hard...oh no, the pokemon cant be disconnected! We need help...
All Pkers: WE PAY WE PLAY! KILL THE POKE-SCUM *all of them DDS the pokemon and all the pokemon die*
J-Mod 1: WTF? You ungrateful pures! Time to disconnect rude players!
M.P: Everyone tele quick! *teles*
MMG comes and talks to the heroes:
MMG: Thank you Mega Newb and Hero Braylin and the others for saving the day. That fake me was part of this anti-runescape group that hates RS, we don't know much about this group but there have been more frequent attacks by them and they are hacking so easily into the system.
THE END
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31-May-2009 22:41:11 - Last edited on 31-May-2009 23:11:11 by Jacoob

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=}--- Chapter 49: Smokin' Nubs ---{=
Giant Noob and his clan are trying to invest in certain items in the GE today to gain money.
In CC:
Giant Noob: What has been going up recently?
L00b: Berserker Rings!
Giant Noob: How much are they?
L00b: Like...300K
Giant Noob: Hmm *counts money* I have 10...20...200...1000!
L00b: 1000K?
Giant Noob: Nope! 1000gp!
L00b: Maybe we should try empty pots again *sigh*
Giant Noob: Everyone buy lots of pots and re-sell at mid!
In public:
I Autotalker: JOIN SMOKIN BILS MERCHING CLAN TO MAKE LOTS OF CASH!
I Autotalker: JOIN SMOKIN BILS MERCHING CLAN TO MAKE LOTS OF CASH!
I Autotalker: JOIN SMOKIN BILS MERCHING CLAN TO MAKE LOTS OF CASH!
Giant Noob: Lets join their chat and tell them to merch pots like us!
Giant Noob's clan all go in the merch clan's cc and the title of the cc is "Regen Brace"
Newbie Extra: Wow, lots of people in here!
Merch Leader: What the hell is going on here? Why did my chat just suddenly flood?
Giant Noob: Wanna merch empty pots with us?
Merch Leader: Hahahahahaha...NO!
T3h P3nguin: Pretty Please?
Merch Deputy: Are you like low lvls or something?
Giant Noob: We are a 3+ STRONG clan!
Merch Deputy: Thats good! Just come to W86 to meet us, and watch a free PVP battle at the same time!
Giant Noob: Um sure!
Giant Noob's clan logs out and then logs into the PVP world in the GE:
Newbie Extra: I dont think this is a good idea...
Giant Noob: Nonsense! They merchent! They are scared to pk! Hmmm theres no battles here at the moment!
L00b: Where are all the D clawers?
Suddenly a Ahrims clan comes and drinks Glitch pots and barrage all of the Giant Noob's clan!
Merch Deputy: AHAHA, you noobs fell for it! Now we own you forever, once we put these runite handcuffs on...w00t!
Giant Noob: What did we do wrong?
Merch Deputy: We are a great merching clan that changes the GE prices to our benefit! But we don't want to buy crates of lets say Furies to our banks, instead, you noobs do that for us! BWAHAHA!
TO BE CONTINUED!
27/27 120 skills achieved!
26/27 MoA Pets!

Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

31-May-2009 23:45:41 - Last edited on 07-Jun-2009 01:15:19 by Jacoob

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