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=}--- Chapter 41: Castle Wars! Part 1 ---{=
Zamorak: *high pitched voice* HAHA! YOUR TEAM HAS NOOBS AGAIN! GET READY FOR YOUR 100TH DEFEAT IN A ROW! OH YEA!
Saradomin: Levels don't matter! Honour does!
Commentator: And the game starts! Giant Noob is rushing to an early start as he tryes to run straight towards the high lvls castle aaaaaand BOOM! Hes respawned again!
High lvl 4: Wow that was simple!
High lvl 3: Yo-Yo! Lets win!
High lvl 1: Ok everyone remember the idea! GO! GO! GO!
Commentator: Being in a medeval time, I can only look whats going on, on the surface..and there seems to be only high lvls in their castles for some reason..And theres the attack force of the highest lvls of the Saradomin team! Jacob, Scenic, Chessman and Miss Emotes!
Jacob: Ok *throws a rope on the wall* Everyone up!
Miss Emotes: I'm excited =]
Scenic: Wow, I see no one here, thats odd
High lvl 3: Whos in da house? Its yo! *ddses me*
Jacob: Nice try noob *uses ice barrage on the high lvl, and the 4 people run upstairs to the flag holding room which is strangely ungarded*
Miss Emotes: I'll grab it, it looks nice =]
Scenic: Ok me and Chess will stay here while you two go back to base
At the Saradomin Castle:
Commentator: And as we take a look at the Saradomin Castle! Doors based! Walls broken! What the hell are those noobs doing in there? And where are those high lvls?
Giant Noob: Yay! Miss Emotes is comming with the flag!
L00b: You know, something is wrong, it almost feels like we're about to get owned..right..
Seal: No, we are winning! Those high lvls probaly are underground or something..
L00b: ..now!
A rumbling happens and then 10 high lvl players come out of the basement and the barricade goes flying!
High lvl 1: Ok! SLAUGHTER TIME! MAN THE GATES! MAKE SURE NO NOOBS GET OUT!
Miss Emotes: Uh oh *runs to the flag post*
High lvl 2: Oh no you dont! *DDS Specs: 43-43*
Miss Emotes: =( *dies and drops zammy flag*
High lvl 2: We got our own flag! W00t
TO BE CONTINUED
27/27 120 skills achieved!
26/27 MoA Pets!

Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

17-May-2009 00:18:54 - Last edited on 14-Jul-2011 21:56:49 by Jacoob

Jacoob

Jacoob

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=}--- Chapter 42: Castle Wars Part 2 ---{=
Commentator: So far! We are 5 mins into the game and ths high lvls made an impeccable attack on the Saradomin team! They are basically just slaughtering them right now. And the score is 3-0 to Zammy!
In the Saradomin Respawn room:
Jacob: Ok, we need a new plan! Those high lvls have basically camped right outside...
L00b: Maybe I can sing to them?
Seal: Something better...
Miss Emotes: Maybe we can all just run out at the same time since theres like no one defending their castle, we should all run in different directions
Freeze: Good idea!
Newbie Extra: Ok everyone! Charge!
High lvl 1: Get ready to ice barrage them!
Ths highest lvl people come out first of the respawn room with protect mage on and fight the higher lvls while the noobs run in all different directions! L00b is currently in the stock room and sees a ghost of a noob.
L00b: Huh who is there?
Ghost Noob: Make...things...upgrade...things *gives L00b a maple log and a bow string*
L00b: Erm, ok *makes a maple shortbow* Wait, my fletching is only 16, how comes I can make it all of a sudden?
Ghost Noob: Come... *goes to the east wall outside of the castle, and L00b follows, bringing a lot of supplies*
Meanwhile in the centre:
High lvl 4: Sir, these noobs keep trying to kill us! They just keep respawning! I need to eat soon!
High lvl 1: Ok we are all getting a little tired, lets go underground back to the zammy place! *5 high lvls go to the tunnel and see Freeze there*
Freeze: Oh no, what should I do? Uh oh! *freezes the high lvls*
High lvl 1: Get your bows out! We got a noob pure here!
High lvl 4: We're actually frozen Sir! We can't!
Freeze: Hmm *mines the wall and kills all 5 of the high lvls* YAY!
Above ground, 4 of the high lvls are ranging anyone who comes past, and then cheddarnoob comes...
Cheddarnoob: You know something, I like you high lvls, here, have some cheese!
All high lvls: Hmm, *eats it and dies*
Cheddarnoob: Noobs!
TO BE CONTINUED
27/27 120 skills achieved!
26/27 MoA Pets!

Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

17-May-2009 00:45:26 - Last edited on 14-Jul-2011 21:57:17 by Jacoob

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