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=}--- Chapter 33: Giant Noob goes to Bounty Hunter ---{=
Giant Noob accidently logs in W18 randomly and sees a lot of lvls with lower defence them himself run north with retibution on...
Giant Noob: Why are you running north? Is it a race to the wildy or something?
Pure 1: No, Jagex is not giving the update that we deserve and what we pay for!
Giant Noob: What do you mean?
Pure 1: Follow me and i'll tell you more...
Pure gives Giant Noob a Games Necklace and they tele to BH which is closed atm, where there are lots of people rioting and moaning!
Pure 1: You see...Lots of people here are annoyed because BH has been closed for like 2 years from March 09 and they said they will update it!
Giant Noob: Its May 09, isn't that two months?
Pure 1: Whatever, anyway 'dey takin' our monay!
All pures: YEA! JAGEX TAKIN' OUR MONAY!
Giant Noob: So, um how about you can just wait a few more months?
Pure 2: No they need to update it NOW! I skipped school for this!
Pure 3: I risked being fired from work for this!
Pure 4: Thats it! I can't take this anymore! Theres no BH anymore so I'm quitting! *logs out*
Pure 1: Ok all together people! WE PAY WE PJ! That sounds right doesnt it?
Suddenly a load of higher lvl pkers come and with a different riot proposal!
Pker 1: WE WANT THE MASTER PKER TO BE UNBANNED!
Pker 2: Jagex is punishing people who haven't even done anything wrong!
Pker 3: Its because they don't like us pkers! Thats why...hey you pures! This is our riot spot!
Pure 1: NO! We were sceduled for today!
All Pures: YEAH!
Pker 1: Look at those 1 def noobs, they think they can own us!
Pure 1: Comming from a person that loves the master pker, who is 1 def himself!
High lvl Pkers: NOOBS!
All Pures: We will kill you if the BH was here!
High lvl Pkers: We would own you all in a second!
Pure 2: You hurt my feelings! I'm reporting you!
Suddenly loads of J-Mods and P-Mods come and start muting the pkers and pures!
Giant Noob: *thinking* WTF why my jaw locked?
THE END
27/27 120 skills achieved!
26/27 MoA Pets!

Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

05-May-2009 18:35:42 - Last edited on 05-May-2009 20:13:31 by Jacoob

Jacoob

Jacoob

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=}--- Chapter 34: Giant Noob Makes a Clan ---{=
Giant Noob is not unmuted during that ordeal the other day. Now, facinated by those too big groups of people; he is in lumbridge trying to recruit people for his own clan!
Giant Noob: STEP RIGHT UP AND DONT FORGET TO SIGN HERE FOR THE BEST EXPERIENCE OF YOUR RUNESCAPE LIFE!
Noob 1: Who is in this clan?
Giant Noob: Well just me...
All Noobs: WE'RE NOT JOINING!
Giant Noob: ...and who created this gilded desk? It has to be Meri with her high construction lvl!
Meri: Um Giant Noob...I'm in a clan, and now Mangi is calling me - I have to go!
Weird Noob: You FAKE noob! You're a PHONY!
Giant Noob: Omg Meri no you're ruining my noob-smarts
All Noob: FAKE NOOB! *all walk away*
Giant Noob: No wait...there will lots of great food fished and cooked by our wonderful Scenic Angel! We will never have to eat burnt bread again!
Scenic Angel: Hi noobs! Heres some goodies *gives out shrimp* oopsie i dropped a coin...
All Noobs: Hmm well we would like to eat something other than burnt bread for once...OMFG THERES A GP ON THE FLOOR! SCRAMBLE!!!!!!
Suddenly all the noobs in lumbridge come out of nowhere and fight over trying to get just 1 gp:
Weird Noob: I gots it; its a shiny one it is!
...and then an unknown lemur comes out of nowhere and grabs the gp out of the noob's hand and gives it to its owner:
T3h Penguin: Thanks popcorn!
Giant Noob: Wow she has a pet..shes gotta be ownage...join my clan please?
T3h Penguin: Sure!
Weird Noob: Haha you only got a lvl3 joining! Making your clan noobier!
T3h Penguin: Popcorn! (PK) him! *the lemur attacks the noob*
Giant Noob: Highest skill?
T3h Penguin: Thats a tie im afraid, I have 16 99s
Giant Noob: But you're lvl 3!
T3h Penguin: Lets just say i love to skill!
Giant Noob: Add me to join :) Noob 1: OMG a lvl3 skiller joined! Everyone climb onto the bandwagon for free stuff!
All Noobs: CAN I JOIN!?!?!
Giant Noob: Ok let me take all your names down! w00t my clan owns!
THE END
27/27 120 skills achieved!
26/27 MoA Pets!

Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

05-May-2009 20:16:25 - Last edited on 09-May-2009 01:08:46 by Jacoob

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