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Giant Noob and Navy Babe are in the Duel Arena dancing instead of fighting...
Giant Noob: I wonder what happened to my friends...
Navy Babe: I'm sure your friends are fine, they are all annoying anyway
Giant Noob: Even L00b? Hes cool!
Navy Babe: Yeh, even him
Miss Emotes: Hey Giant Noob =] Whats up? =)
Giant Noob: Hey Miss Emotes! I'm hanging with my friend, what are you doing?
Miss Emotes: Trying to find Ben, you know hes almost level 120 now, he was considering joining you clan, he's turned a new leaf you know =) Thanks for helping him
Giant Noob: Ah I see, well he's welcome to join anytime he wants
Miss Emotes: See you late Giant Noob =D
Giant Noob: See you Navy Babe: Whos she? =/
Giant Noob: A good friend of mine, shes helped me before!
Navy Babe: Shes hitting on you, I saw her wink!
Giant Noob: Erm, are you ok?
Navy Babe: No...because I love you and you are my boyfriend!
Giant Noob: We are gf and bf now?
Navy Babe: Er yeh? We are! Brb gotta take my Wizard Mind Bomb, my older sister gives me them to calm down
Giant Noob: Okay...
Few mins later...
Navy Babe: Hey Giant, that noobish pure guy is making fun of me, hes saying how im dating many guys at the same time!
Giant Noob: I'll sort him out, no one messes with my gf!
StakerV.5000: Navy Babe dates tons of guys! ~ END TROLLING SEQUENCE ~
Giant Noob: Theres something fishy about him! OI NOOB DUEL ME!
StakerV.5000: Okay then GIANT NOOB! I will duel you! Stake 5000M!
Giant Noob: Okay then! *writes an IOU of 5000M* Hmm, he should be easy, hes lvl 10 with 96 herblore and 99 HP
StakerV.5000: Good Enough, lets battle GIANT NOOB!
Giant Noob: You're going down *hits 10*
StakerV.5000: You wish *drinks an overload and hits multiple 150's on Giant Noob killing him*
Giant Noob: WTF? Thats not fair!
StakerV.5000: Fair and square GIANT NOOB! You owe me FIVE BILLION GEEPEE *eats IOU* -WRONG USER INPUT- -WRONG USER INPUT- *explodes*
Navy Babe: Its a bot, hunni
Giant Noob: Hmm...

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In the private viewing box in Jagex City Stadium:
Andrew*: This will be fun to watch
M.H: I know Giant Noob should lose the first round so easily, then we can finally look forward to a brighter future
M.S: And there's no Ben too!
M.P: Guys, I looked in the pit and, theres no Giant Noob
Andrew*: You kidding me?
M.P: No
Andrew*: Thats not good J Mod3: Hey Andrew! Mod MMG wants you, he says its urgent, it's about moving the upcomming update to today
Andrew*: Ugh, he loves releasing updated without consulting me nor testing them, I'll be back soon guys
On the battlefield:
Newbie: Oh no its opening! And Giant Noob isn't here, we need a leader for this clan!
Mega Noob: I can be the leader! It would make sense!
Scenic: Why would it make sense?
Mega Noob: Because I'm the highest level DUH! And obviously i'm the smartest too being at level 138 with 2474 total! ONWARD CLAN!
Commentator 1: Our first match of the day will be between Giant Noob's clan and a famous noobish clan called "The Young Nubs" This should be an interesting match as both teams are quite nooby, dont you think Dan?
Commentator 2: Yeah, both of them are nooby but this is only the first round. Viewers if you don't know the rules of the tourny, they are: Each clan much field a team of 11 players at the most. Whoever is left standing at the end wins the round for their clan! A lot of matches are going on at the same time and each stadium is home to many different obstacles which can help and/or hinder the players. Also there are chances for the clans to recruit more players between rounds. So yeah, happy viewing and press the red button on your screen to view different matches
Commentator 1: Theres a really big change for Giant Noob's clan and that is that Noobish legend Mega Noob, is going to be temporary leader for the clan. Okay now the players are lining up in the battlefield! And the match starts in 5..4..
TheYoungNub 1: Yo we are going to own you Slayyer: Nub uh!

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PART THREE...In Mod MMG's Office:
Andrew*: So Sir, you wanted to see me?
Mod MMG: Yes, I want that refer-a-friend update to be released soon, in about 50mins?
Andrew*: I don't think thats a good idea
Mod MMG: Why not? You got to release your free trade and pking updates. Wouldn't be fair if I didn't get to release mine
Andrew*: But Sir, you have released yours; most of the updates in the last 2 years have been under your supervision, if we don't read the forum suggestions by veteran players we will soon face a massive riot on our hands, bigger than the wildy removal riots, we just need to -
Mod MMG: Excuse me, who do you think you are speaking to? I'm Mod MMG the leader of the the game, I push all the updates through, I KNOW what the players want - my acc just reached level 50 dungeoneering which is very high, if I can remember correctly, you left the game ages back!
Andrew*: Grrr
Mod MMG; And another thing - We barely make any money from the updates that you release. To expand our company all around the world, we need to make lots and lots of money!
Andrew*: But Sir, you need to reconsider!
Mod MMG: Yeah and you are probably already aware my recent takeover of 67% of the shares of Jagex, which is why I haven't ended up through a trapdoor of any sorts, so if you don't agree you're FIRED Andrew*: Grr, fine then, i'm going back to watch the match...
Commentator 1: AND WHAT AN AMAZING PERFORMANCE BY GIANT NOOB'S CLAN; THEY DESTROYED SKILLLERPROS! And now they are in the last 8, and will be facing one of the tournament favourites: Stealthy Slayers in the next round.
Andrew*: WTH I was gone for that long?!
Commentator 2: Another extraordinary performance by Mega Noob...he seems to be the star player of the tournament, along with Master Pker of the Jagex sponsored ProHeroes clan who, at the moment have had by far, the fastest matches in the tourny.

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Part Four:
Back in lumby forest Navy Babe and Giant Noob are waiting on Navy's friend to meet up with them...
Giant Noob: Wow this is taking long, I could be making more bronze daggers in this time Navy Babe: You what? Are you mocking me? Seriously I can 1 hit you if you step out of line!
Giant Noob: Wow, chill babe, I was kidding
Navy Babe: Good, so um how many gf have u had before me?
Giant Noob: Err, none, you?
Navy Babe: Hmm, there was Chris, Paul, Jonneh, that guy behind Varrock alley, Sam, Tom....about 20?
Giant Noob: Wow
Navy Babe: But don't think I date everyone; I had a bf 2 years ago and he cheated on me with my best friend, I've never been able to trust a bf again...=/
-Private Chat-
L00b: Dude, you with Navy atm?
Giant Noob: Yeah, why?
L00b: Good, because i've been really struggling to talk to her lately. It's like shes a different person
Giant Noob: What do you mean?
L00b: Well, I dont know if you know this but im dating her and shes being mean to me, like she flips out so suddenly...
Giant Noob: Oh you're dating her now?
L00b: Uh yeah, me and her have been dating for a few days now
Giant Noob: Well thats not true, because I AM!
-Public chat-
Navy Babe: Okay Giant Noob, meet my friend Flirty Lady
Giant Noob: Hi.
Flirty Lady: Oh hey Giant Noob , Wait I know you from somewhere...
Navy Babe: BACK OFF hes mine!
Flirty Lady: No Navy, I actually know this guy, like daddy hates him
Navy Babe: What? That weirdo?
Flirty Lady: Shut up! Just remember, I got a new army of guys comming here to take over Jagex Castle!
Giant Noob: Navy, why does L00b say that he's dating you?
Navy Babe: What? Dunno what you're talking about, I took that guy under my wing when he was alone! I helped him, and im NOT dating him! He wishes he could date me!
-Private Chat-
Giant Noob: Liar! She said shes not dating you!
L00b: She just told me that shes not dating you either! Look shes obviously dating two guys on here because she can't get any IRL

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Giant Noob: No! You're lieing! She told me she had 20 bfs IRL!
L00b: Yeah and she told me that she had 3...who are you going to believe? Me or her? Seriously dude we've known each other for a long time
-Public Chat-
Navy Babe: Look Giant, you better stop accusng me of things because I deserve better, and you know it!
Giant Noob: Er what? I'm not accusing you of anything!
Suddenly an autoer in the area noticed Flirty Lady, and Flirty Lady has not been caught by Dave and M.H yet so it runs off to alert the Jagex police.
Flirty Lady: Oh crap, Navy, we gotta go now! I just saw a autoer say "Item 'Flirty Lady' has been found" and that means there will be a massive army after us...I better call mine too!
Navy Babe: Okay maybe I did date L00b, but it was before I dated you! I swear on the bible!
Giant Noob: Can you just admit that you're cheating on me?
Flirty Lady: *shouts on all chats* Guys im going to quit because I got reported, please meet in lumby forest if you want to own the perpretrator! <3
All guys come out of nowhere, most by this time have changed their names to "Flirty (enter name here)" as membership to her army, for example "Flirty Joe", "Flirty Brad" etc.
Flirty Noob: OMG Flirty Lady I love you *kisses her feet*
J Mod1: There she is! Get her!
Giant Noob: Navy we can sort this out, you just need to-
Flirty Lady: Oh FFS Navy just stop dating L00b, Giant and Flame so you can help me out!
P Mod1: I dont think we can contain this riot, we need reinforcements! Oh and ive spotted Giant Noob!
Navy Babe: Look! Giant Noob, I've done nothing wrong!
Giant Noob: I'm breaking up with you!
Navy Babe: Kay, whatever, you're a crappy bf anyway! *Flameboy appears out of nowhere and she starts dancing with him*
Giant Noob: Dude, you know shes cheating on you!
Navy Babe: No because I broke up with you a week ago, and besides I made him put you on ignore anyway Giant Noob: Erm, no I broke up with you and it was about 6 lines ago
Navy Babe: Um, no?
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19-Aug-2011 15:32:24 - Last edited on 18-Jul-2012 18:19:58 by Jacoob

nice chapters when am i coming?

19-Aug-2011 16:27:17

heres Slayyer's Intro
???:Hello Giant Noob.
Giant Noob:Hi!
???:i have finally met you.
Giant Noob: Who are you?
???: I am Slayyer, Slayer of Beasts, Slayyer of Dragons!
Giant Noob: Cooker of Trout?
Slayyer: Err, No
END i guess?

19-Aug-2011 16:34:51 - Last edited on 19-Aug-2011 16:35:40 by Suhailj

ALL characters that were submitted earlier are comming in chapter 75 btw so dont worry

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19-Aug-2011 20:26:47