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Jimothey
Apr Member 2010

Jimothey

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new giant noob mini-series! it's called "dreamscape/nightmarescape", a mini-collab about a/your character's common and uncommon dreams
dreamscape/nightmarescape:giant noob(example)
giant noob is in lumbridge
giant noob:hmm... wheres the gp around here?
???:asdf
giant noob:umm... what?
???:asdfghjkl
giant noob:what are you saying? O_o
???:qwertyuiopas*fghjkl
giant noob:umm... kwerty you ee ah passed ****hij kull?
???:qwertyuiopas*fghjklzxcvbnm
giant noob:make sense! :@
???:hjisnkwjiopiwoh923fp-mcq0-wkf-1
giant noob: okay, now you're just keyboard smashing! -_-
???:i givv uu gee pee!
giant noob:yay! ty! bye! :)
???:beye beye!
jacob:giant noob...
giant noob:zzzzzzzzzzzzz...
jacob:giant noob!
giant noob:zzzzzzzz...
jacob:GIANT NOOB!
giant noob:z- *wakes up* gnafgh! huh? what? gp? what?
jacob:finnaly you're awake! now get out of bed, it's time to film for the next chapter.
giant noob: oh okay. thanks.
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okay, that was an example of the new mini series! make one of your own, cause i'm not that good at multitasking...
Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

18-Aug-2011 21:56:40 - Last edited on 18-Aug-2011 22:03:25 by Jimothey

Jimothey
Apr Member 2010

Jimothey

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so... heres's mine!
dreamland/nightmare:james
james is doing parkour and combat at ape atoll
james:*gains an agility level* yay!
random player*:gratz!
lottery guy: 1b lottery!
james: ooh! *buys lottery ticket* i got a "1337"! yess!
random player*:nice!
james:ty!
a week later...
banker:hey james!
james:hey banker! listen, you know what the lottery number is, right? because you're a banker?
banker:yeah, why?
james:well, i entered and was hoping that when it finished, you'd tell me the number, right?
banker:sure!
an hour later...
banker and other bankers: okay, and the winner of the lottery is...
everyone but banker and other bankers including james: :D
banker and other bankers:...1337!!!
james: OMG YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!! :D :D :D
james wakes up
james: YE- aww... it was a dream... :( oh well, better go train agility!
Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

19-Aug-2011 04:05:48

Jacoob

Jacoob

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Chapter 75: The new Threat
A character which has not been seen for a while poses a new threat to Dave and M.H with their massive army and great infiltration techniques
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Newbie: Where are we?
Seal: Now where did I put my torch? Ah there it is!
James: It looks like we are in a pit of some sorta!
Newbie: Who are you?
James: I'm James, I was about to join your clan, then I ended up here
Slayyer: Is everyone okay?
Mathpwns: Who has my math?!
--
- In the duel arena -
Navy Babe: Hey Giant, that noobish pure guy is making fun of me, hes saying how im dating many guys at the same time!
Giant Noob: I'll sort him out, no one messes with my gf!
StakerV.5000: Navy Babe dates tons of guys! ~ END TROLLING SEQUENCE ~
Giant Noob: Theres something fishy about him! OI NOOB DUEL ME!
StakerV.5000: Okay then GIANT NOOB! I will duel you! Stake 5000M!
Giant Noob: Okay then! *writes an IOU of 5000M* Hmm, he should be easy, hes lvl 10 with 96 herblore and 99 HP
StakerV.5000: Good Enough, lets battle GIANT NOOB!
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In the Jagex city Stadium:
Lvl 135: I've finally levelled back to my old self again :D Mega Noob: We meet again, Ben!
Lvl 135: YOU! I've been searching for you! I can own you anyway you're prob still level 3...WTF level 138? No way! You're supposed to be a noob!
Mega Noob: Oh go away Ben I own you now!
M.H: Fight to the death NOOBS!
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M.P: Stop fighting you noobs! You both should be on the same side!
Mega Noob: Really?
Lvl 135: As If
M.P: Er yea, M.H ruined both you're RS lives, lol
--
???: While these ******* guys are arguing, they dont realize the true threat to RS, its going to be so easy to crush them while they are busy fighting each other hehe! And maybe I wouldnt do this if my dad bought me full torva *stamps feet*
--
Mega Newb: I can't believe you're doing that Giant Noob!
Giant Noob: Well, I'm joining the winning side now! Welcome to the real world!
27/27 120 skills achieved!
26/27 MoA Pets!

Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

19-Aug-2011 15:29:53 - Last edited on 19-Aug-2011 20:35:59 by Jacoob

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