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NotFishing

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Westenev said :
NotFishing said :
Westenev said :
I have a formal complaint about my cookie rationing. I need more cookies for the men.

Permission to speak freely, I demand answers.

Go back to your duties, soldier.

Remember, anyone who does not project confidence or optimism is to be punished harshly.

This is a coup.

All your cookies are belong to the people!

If we fight each other, the flies win.

We do not have the cookies to meet this demand, and this behaviour is unacceptable. If you win, you will end up with the same amount of cookies you would have acquired otherwise, but Command will stop sending you shipments. Which makes the entire mutiny pointless and self-destructive.

As for you, soldier, you did nothing to prevent this coup. Which means you failed as a Morale Officer. I hereby demote you to 'Poop' Beneath the gold, the Bitter Steel.

05-Mar-2016 04:32:52

Westenev

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It's clear that this management has no serious intention of wiping out the flies - the only way to win the war is to destroy the world from the shadows, thus permanently eradicating all flies from existence. For humanity to come out on top and protect its stores of valuable cookie sustenance, this must come to pass for the preservation of our round and pure world.
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05-Mar-2016 04:38:23 - Last edited on 05-Mar-2016 04:40:25 by Westenev

NotFishing

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Westenev said :
It's clear that this management has no serious intention of wiping out the flies - the only way to win the war is to destroy the world from the shadows, thus permanently eradicating all flies from existence. For humanity to come out on top and protect its stores of valuable cookie sustenance, this must come to pass for the preservation of our green and pure world.

But at what cost, dammit!? We fight to keep the world safe from flies! Destroying it to destroy them means they win! And they will always come back, no matter how many we kill. Beneath the gold, the Bitter Steel.

05-Mar-2016 04:42:46

Westenev

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Your logic only makes sense if they have a world to come back to. We will darken the skies for a hundred years and live in a giant confusing virtual reality projection of New York that feeds off our bodily wastes, ultimately promoting fly inactivity while giving the majority of the surviving populous a guaranteed middle-class life for however long it takes.

We will come to reclaim the Earth in time, but for now that goal is unattainable via conventional means. Until then, Skynet will oversee all major evacuations.
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05-Mar-2016 04:51:00

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