*CaptLasky stumbles into the room clutching a stab wound at his side. Blood pours from a cut on his forehead, blinding his left eye.*
The killer... is...
...Inferi.
*CaptLasky collapses onto a coffee table which breaks under the impact. He lets out one final breath and closes his eyes.*
Beneath the gold, the Bitter Steel.
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NotFishing
MMF*AK1: Oh, ****!
MMFWAK4: That's Right! You Are under..... OH MY GOSH SOMEONE'S ROBBING THE BANK!
Okay, you stay right there while I arrest this bandit! I'll arrest you afterwords. *Puts on super hero cape and goes to the rescue*
*MMF*AK1 pulls out pistol and shoots MMFWAK4*
MMFWAK4: Damn.... should have seen that coming.... BUT SURPRISE! BULLET PROOF VEST!
MMF*AK1: That round is explosive...
**FWAK4: NO! *Blows up*
*sirens start blaring*
MMF*AK1: *On Walkie Talkie* **** GUYS FIND HER QUICK AND END HER LIFE! I WILL HOLD THEM OFF! *Get's and Rocket Launcher and fires it at the police cars*
Police person: *in car* Rodger that, I'm here at the cr-*car explodes killing the cop*
Another Cop: You *******. That guy had a wife and 3 kids! Also, do you want a Doughnut?
MMF*AK1: Sure *goes and picks up the doughnut* *Cop tackles him and places the cuffs on MMF*AK1: NOOO!
Cop: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in a court of lamb, You have the right to an Anchovy, If you cannot afford an Anchovy one will be given to you. Do you understand these rights?
MMF*AK1: Just kill me!
Cop 2: Dude. Okay. Court of "Lamb" It should be court of "law". And it's "Attorney," not "Anchovy"
Cop: What? I'm hungry?
*Back at MMF*AK2's position*
MMF*AK2: Helloooo... Anybody here? Also Shouldn't you be saying this, Annie, and not I? I'm the Mysterious Masked Figure With A Knife after all... And you.. you have nothing, No knife, not courage, not barbecue ribs or cheese. Though I suppose I will barbecue and eat your ribs once you're dead!
*searches the bushes* *finds a trap door*
MMF*AK2: Did I find you? *climbs down the trap door**
Cannibal: Oh, my Gerd, FOOOOOOOD!
dismembers MMF*AK2 with a chainsaw and cooks his meat
30 minutes later*
Cannibal: That hit the spot! *burps out a finger bone*
*At MMFWAK3's location: *Hears a footstep*
Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
MMFWAK3:... I HEAR YOU!!! COME OUT AND PLAAAAAAY!!! I HAVE A KIFE THAT I WANT TO STICK IN YOUR CH- I MEAN BARBIE DOLL FOR YOU TO PLAY WIIIIITH!
*Hears more footsteps on the stairs*
*MMFWAK3 goes up the stairs *
*Sees Annie Cowering in fear*
MMFWAK3: AHA! I FOUND YOU! *Charges her with his knife and stabs her*
*removes the blanket*
*It's a crash test dummy*
MMFWAK3: Huh?
*Annie Opens her door*
Annie: Surprise, Darling! *Fires a shotgun Slug into MMFWAK3's chest
*MMFWAK3 dies*
*Annie removes the mask* It's Venom1383
*Back at the cop's location*
*Cop removes masks of MMF*AK1 and MMFWAK4* *It's Corbonyo and Mimring*
*Back at the Canibal's location*
*Cannibal is eating the face of D F Angel*
*The Next Day*
Annie Narrating: I almost died that day. Thanks to my daddy's shotgun, I didn't I'm just sad, because I killed off my favorite RPers
*Epic Heavy metal music*
*Credits*
Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!