Actually, we are roleplaying.
We're a couple of lurking trolls that hound your every movement.
You make a post. We are there.
You say let's rp, we are there to snark.
You go to the bathroom, we flush the toilet.
You are about to make a post, we cut in with an even wittier comment
You know that bag of potato chips or left over food that went missing, we were the ones that took it.