bump, cause I saw the thread in my profile.. How did this thread end up being profiled... Hmm..
"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." --Edgar Allan Poe
i read the first bit with the rat and died inside.
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I die inside when I remember I wrote it.
lol why are there always these uberlong noob stories? probably trying to rip off Teh Noob Show... lol.
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Didn't even know who the hell Noobshow was till after this was done. ;3