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Aizen565

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Chapter 8: The Ancient Kingdom of Starchland
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*Christof spawns back near the group and looks at Henry*

Henry: Arr laddies, this is it. Once we go through we may never be able to return.

Josh: But how did you guys come here through the portal?

Christof: With the power of potatoes.

*The portal opens back up and Hero runs through*

Hero: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!

Everyone except Hero: Hero no!

Henry: Arr!

Thorblade: Do you always say that?!

Henry: No! I also say scallywag! I also like a nice plate of delicious tasty bacon pancakes with a side of epic.

Jc: So what your saying is that you like-

Henry: NO TIME! ONWARD TIMMY!

*Henry runs off through the portal

Jc: But...My name isn't Timmy. O_o

*The gang runs through the portal and there are a barrage of potatoes falling from the sky*

George: Watch out!

*A giant potato falls next to the group*

Christof: That was a close one! I think I deserve an almighty relaxing stretch!

*Christof stretches both of his arms and accidentally summons two giant potatoes*

Christof: Uh oh.

*An old king with a mustache of epicness appears next to the gang*

King David: It is I! The almighty potato king! I have come to stop the madness of potatoes falling from the sky!

*David touches his mustache and shoots out a beam of light towards the sky as all of the potatoes falling turned into energy and went into his mustache*

Christof: Ah! Father! How is the mighty kingdom of potato land doing?

David: Terrible! A man named Carrington came by the castle and just yelled at me for eating some tater-tots!

Hero: But tater tots are delicious...Dipped in cheese!

Christof: Then we must find him!

Agrather: Ah but that might be hard. He could be anywhere.

Varkas: Then we must search high and low!

Josh: Okay uh...Where do you think we should start your potatoness?

David: Start with the french fry wilds!

Thorblade: The what?

Christof: It's a forest with french fry trees.

16-Nov-2013 22:55:34

Aizen565

Aizen565

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Chapter 9: The Ancient Kingdom of Starchland Part 2
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Josh: I love french fries!

Henry: Arr sadly they be poisonous to the human digestive system!

*Everyone looks at Henry*

Thorblade: So what your saying is that it can kill you?

Henry: Arr! Nay! It cannot kill ye!

Jc: But you just said they were poisonous! I mean...Wouldn't poisonous stuff kill you?

Henry: Nay! It just causes unwanted explosions!

Hero: I DON'T WANT TO BE EXPLODED!

Bono: ME TOO!

George: FRENCH FRIES BAD!

*Hero, Bono, and George freak out*

Henry: THEY ARE FARTS! THAT IS WHAT THEY ARE LADDIES! JUST PLAIN OLD STINKY SMELLY UNWANTED FARTS!

Sizer: Farts? That's all?

David: But these farts are literally deadly!

Varkas: Then we need not be tempted by such delicious potato sticks!

Dragon: Hey what happened to half of the gang?

Aizen565: Oh I lost my other story for right now so I forgot half of the names so until I find that story I can find all of the names of the people.

*Aizen565 teleports away*

Fan434: O_o Who in the world was he?

Henry: Arr! That be the man that brought us to life and gave us a plot and structure!

Jc: So...In other words we're in a story?

Henry: Indeed laddie...This is nothing but a story...A fairy tale...

Thorblade: So we're not real?

Henry: Pfft! Jk! That was just the crazy guy that escaped the Port Sarim prison! He says we're all in a story and he's the creator but he's just crazy! LOL.

*Everybody laughs*

11-May-2014 04:59:44

Aizen565

Aizen565

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Chapter 9: The Ancient Kingdom of Starchland Part 3
_________________________________________________________________________*The group arrived at the French Fry Wilds where they saw Carrington*

Josh: Carrington!

*Carrington turns around and smirks*

Carrington: Ah boys! It is a pleasure to see you again! Now prepare to d-

*Hero throws string cheese at Carrington as it hits him in the face*

Carrington: I AM ALLERGIC TO CHEESE! HAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Carrington dies and respawns in Canifis*

Carrington: What?! This isn't Lumbridge!

*A werewolf growls at Carrington*

Carrington: OH COME ON!

*Back at the French Fry Wilds*

Daithi: Ha! You may have gotten Carrington but you have not got m-

*A giant potato falls on Daithi as he dies and respawns in the Wilderness*

Daithi: Are you kidding m-

*A player PKs Daithi*

Player: OMG LOOT!

*The player picks up 4 gold coins and walks away*

*Back at the French Fry Wilds*

Christof: Ha! No one underestimates the almighty potato!

Agrather: Indeed! The potato power is very useful!

Lord: I bet your not tall enough to summon one shorty!

*Agrather kicks Lord*

Lord: OW! :@ Why do you keep me everytime I say that?!

Agrather: Why do you call me short?!

Lord: Good point.

*The group walks through the French Fry Wilds*

Sizer: So...Is that all?

*Guthix runs through the forest*

Guthix: DUNADUNADUNADUNA GUTHIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Guthix runs into a tree and turns into a purple unicorn flying off with cheese wings*

Thorblade: Okay what in the world just happened? O_o

Henry: Arr! That be a sign that King David requests us! And also that Guthix is going through hard times right now. With all the changes and such.

Jane: Changes? What do you mean by changes?

Henry: Ye'll know soon enough lassie...

*King David teleports the group to his castle...Which is a giant baked potato*

King David: This is bad! This worse than bad! This is horrible! This is a monstrosity! This is-

Everyone besides Hero: Get to the point already!

14-May-2014 03:05:35

Aizen565

Aizen565

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Chapter 10: The Ancient Kingdom of Starchland Part 4
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King David: The Ancient Potato has been stolen!

Henry: Arr! Nay! This can't be! Not the Ancient Potato! Who would have stolen such a thing?!

King David: Oh no! Even my tater tots are missing!

Christof & Henry: LEGASP! :O

King David: Indeed! But first we must find the Ancient Po-Oh there it is!

*King David finds it in the oven and hands it to Christof*

Christof: Is it really time dear father? Is it really time to use it?

King David: It is my dear son! The Potatos have spoken unto me! They have told me the right time to use it! They told me to hand it down to my oldest child! And that time is now!

*David turns to Hero*

King David: Dear Hero! Your father and I used to be great friends back in the day until The Amazing War! He was slain in battle by the evil King Boring who didn't like cheese or epic potatoes! His last words were to hand this down to his oldest son!

*David hands Hero the one and only Almighty Bacon Cheese Sword*

King David: Both weapons have the power of bacon! An ancient delicacy enjoyed by the gods of Runescape! Go forth men! Save Runescape from the clutches of Exiled! Maybe they even have my tater tots!

Christof: Father come with us! We need your epicness!

King David: Sadly I cannot come, I need to stay here to protect Starchland. But you guys go! You three are the chosen ones! You! Hero! And Bono! Together with your powers combined....Nevermind please never combine your powers as you may end up destroying the entire world. But go forth! I will always be there by your side to guide you! Good luck guys! May the gods of Runescape guide you!

*King David teleports the gang back to Runescape*

TO BE CONTINUED!

14-May-2014 03:28:45

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