Chapter 8: The Ancient Kingdom of Starchland
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*Christof spawns back near the group and looks at Henry*
Henry: Arr laddies, this is it. Once we go through we may never be able to return.
Josh: But how did you guys come here through the portal?
Christof: With the power of potatoes.
*The portal opens back up and Hero runs through*
Hero: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!
Everyone except Hero: Hero no!
Henry: Arr!
Thorblade: Do you always say that?!
Henry: No! I also say scallywag! I also like a nice plate of delicious tasty bacon pancakes with a side of epic.
Jc: So what your saying is that you like-
Henry: NO TIME! ONWARD TIMMY!
*Henry runs off through the portal
Jc: But...My name isn't Timmy.
*The gang runs through the portal and there are a barrage of potatoes falling from the sky*
George: Watch out!
*A giant potato falls next to the group*
Christof: That was a close one! I think I deserve an almighty relaxing stretch!
*Christof stretches both of his arms and accidentally summons two giant potatoes*
Christof: Uh oh.
*An old king with a mustache of epicness appears next to the gang*
King David: It is I! The almighty potato king! I have come to stop the madness of potatoes falling from the sky!
*David touches his mustache and shoots out a beam of light towards the sky as all of the potatoes falling turned into energy and went into his mustache*
Christof: Ah! Father! How is the mighty kingdom of potato land doing?
David: Terrible! A man named Carrington came by the castle and just yelled at me for eating some tater-tots!
Hero: But tater tots are delicious...Dipped in cheese!
Christof: Then we must find him!
Agrather: Ah but that might be hard. He could be anywhere.
Varkas: Then we must search high and low!
Josh: Okay uh...Where do you think we should start your potatoness?
David: Start with the french fry wilds!
Thorblade: The what?
Christof: It's a forest with french fry trees.
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*Christof spawns back near the group and looks at Henry*
Henry: Arr laddies, this is it. Once we go through we may never be able to return.
Josh: But how did you guys come here through the portal?
Christof: With the power of potatoes.
*The portal opens back up and Hero runs through*
Hero: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!
Everyone except Hero: Hero no!
Henry: Arr!
Thorblade: Do you always say that?!
Henry: No! I also say scallywag! I also like a nice plate of delicious tasty bacon pancakes with a side of epic.
Jc: So what your saying is that you like-
Henry: NO TIME! ONWARD TIMMY!
*Henry runs off through the portal
Jc: But...My name isn't Timmy.
*The gang runs through the portal and there are a barrage of potatoes falling from the sky*
George: Watch out!
*A giant potato falls next to the group*
Christof: That was a close one! I think I deserve an almighty relaxing stretch!
*Christof stretches both of his arms and accidentally summons two giant potatoes*
Christof: Uh oh.
*An old king with a mustache of epicness appears next to the gang*
King David: It is I! The almighty potato king! I have come to stop the madness of potatoes falling from the sky!
*David touches his mustache and shoots out a beam of light towards the sky as all of the potatoes falling turned into energy and went into his mustache*
Christof: Ah! Father! How is the mighty kingdom of potato land doing?
David: Terrible! A man named Carrington came by the castle and just yelled at me for eating some tater-tots!
Hero: But tater tots are delicious...Dipped in cheese!
Christof: Then we must find him!
Agrather: Ah but that might be hard. He could be anywhere.
Varkas: Then we must search high and low!
Josh: Okay uh...Where do you think we should start your potatoness?
David: Start with the french fry wilds!
Thorblade: The what?
Christof: It's a forest with french fry trees.
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