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Chapter 6: Fletching?
*The gang is sitting right by the spirit tree at the Grand Exchange*
Hero: I wanna fletch maple!
Josh: Sorry Hero, you're only level 4 fletching. You have to be at least in the 40's or 50's to fletch maple.
Jane: Come on Hero! Logs are fun to fletch! Okay I'm lying they suck!
Dragon: Be right back guys. I have to go to the bank to get more magic logs.
*Dragon runs towards the G.E. bank but a giant potato falls on him*
Christof: Whoops...Sorry I was stretching my arm out.
*Everyone except Hero shrugs it off as Dragon teleports back to Varrock and runs back to the G.E. bank*
George: Me hungry!
*Carrington and Daithi appear*
Carrington: IT IS I NOOBS! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM NOW MORE POWERFUL THAN LAST TIME!
*Carrington pulls out a Hax Sword*
George: What that?
Carrington: IT'S A HAX SWORD! GOD YOU GUYS ARE SUCH NOOBS!
Nate: Hey Daithi! It's Bob the Cat!
Daithi: Where?!
*Daithi turns around but gets stabbed in the back by a dragon dagger poison and dies*
Fan434: Nice.
Carrington: I didn't need him any way! Prepare to die noobs!
*Carrington is about to stab them but a giant potato falls on him*
Carrington: HA! I AM STILL ALIVE NOOBS!
*Carrington gets up but he trips over a rock as the sword stabs him*
Carrington: HAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
*Carrington explodes*
Everyone except Hero: Yay!
Hero: CHEESE!
*Everyone except Hero hits him in the head with a frying pan*
Thorblade: When will he stop yelling that word?
Josh: Never.
Bono: Ch-
Thorblade: Don't even think about it Bono.
Bono: Yes sir....Cheese.
*Everyone except Hero and Bono hits him in the head with a frying pan*
Varkas: I am going to go rest...I am done with cheese.
Jc: Yeah me too! Anything with the word cheese in it I hate!
Henry: Ye'll be wantin' the cheese back soon enough lad...Arr.
Jc: What?
*Henry facepalms himself and logs off*
Fan434: Hey what ever happened to Sizer?
*The gang is sitting right by the spirit tree at the Grand Exchange*
Hero: I wanna fletch maple!
Josh: Sorry Hero, you're only level 4 fletching. You have to be at least in the 40's or 50's to fletch maple.
Jane: Come on Hero! Logs are fun to fletch! Okay I'm lying they suck!
Dragon: Be right back guys. I have to go to the bank to get more magic logs.
*Dragon runs towards the G.E. bank but a giant potato falls on him*
Christof: Whoops...Sorry I was stretching my arm out.
*Everyone except Hero shrugs it off as Dragon teleports back to Varrock and runs back to the G.E. bank*
George: Me hungry!
*Carrington and Daithi appear*
Carrington: IT IS I NOOBS! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM NOW MORE POWERFUL THAN LAST TIME!
*Carrington pulls out a Hax Sword*
George: What that?
Carrington: IT'S A HAX SWORD! GOD YOU GUYS ARE SUCH NOOBS!
Nate: Hey Daithi! It's Bob the Cat!
Daithi: Where?!
*Daithi turns around but gets stabbed in the back by a dragon dagger poison and dies*
Fan434: Nice.
Carrington: I didn't need him any way! Prepare to die noobs!
*Carrington is about to stab them but a giant potato falls on him*
Carrington: HA! I AM STILL ALIVE NOOBS!
*Carrington gets up but he trips over a rock as the sword stabs him*
Carrington: HAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
*Carrington explodes*
Everyone except Hero: Yay!
Hero: CHEESE!
*Everyone except Hero hits him in the head with a frying pan*
Thorblade: When will he stop yelling that word?
Josh: Never.
Bono: Ch-
Thorblade: Don't even think about it Bono.
Bono: Yes sir....Cheese.
*Everyone except Hero and Bono hits him in the head with a frying pan*
Varkas: I am going to go rest...I am done with cheese.
Jc: Yeah me too! Anything with the word cheese in it I hate!
Henry: Ye'll be wantin' the cheese back soon enough lad...Arr.
Jc: What?
*Henry facepalms himself and logs off*
Fan434: Hey what ever happened to Sizer?
21-Mar-2012 00:27:46
Chapter 6: Fletching? Part 2
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Thorblade: I don't know....
*Somewhere deep in the God Wars Dungeon*
Sizer: Dude....Like really? Oh look here's a portal to get out!
*Sizer goes through the portal but ends up at Jagex HQ*
Sizer: What the?
*All the Jmods stare at him*
Mark Gerhard: Promise us you will keep this a secret?
Sizer: Okay? I think I'll go now.....
*Sizer walks back through the portal and ends up in The Abyss*
Sizer: OH COME ON!
THE END!
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Thorblade: I don't know....
*Somewhere deep in the God Wars Dungeon*
Sizer: Dude....Like really? Oh look here's a portal to get out!
*Sizer goes through the portal but ends up at Jagex HQ*
Sizer: What the?
*All the Jmods stare at him*
Mark Gerhard: Promise us you will keep this a secret?
Sizer: Okay? I think I'll go now.....
*Sizer walks back through the portal and ends up in The Abyss*
Sizer: OH COME ON!
THE END!
21-Mar-2012 00:32:21
Chapter 7: The Almighty Potato Kingdom
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*Somewhere deep in the forest with a bunch of pillars with ancient symbols on it*
Daithi: What in the world is this place?
*Daithi touches the pillar in front of him as it began to glow*
Carrington: It can't be! Hahahaha! It is! This is the only way to enter the other realms of Runescape!
Daithi: What kind of realms?
Carrington: The ancient kingdom of Starchland...
*Daithi takes his hand off as the symbols on the pillar opened up a portal*
Carrington: We've already won...
*They go through the portal as it closes making the pillars crumble to the ground as the gang walks by the area*
Hero: CHEESE!
Josh: No Hero.
Hero: CHEESE!
Josh: No Hero.
Hero: CHEESE!
Everyone except Hero: NO HERO!
Jc: I love the forest, it's so relaxing and soothing an-OH MY GOD IS THAT A BEAR?!
Everyone except Jc: Where?!
Jc: Right there!
*Jc points towards the bear*
Thorblade: I don't see a bear.
Henry: Arr! The bear is a symbol of the Potato Kingdom being breached...Wait what?
Josh: Where did you hear that from?
Henry: Oh I read it from this book
*Henry pulls out a thick leather book*
Hero: CHEESE!
*Hero eats the book*
Henry: And now we have nothing to read.
Jane: Hero!
Dragon: Wait then that means...Oh no!
Everyone: What?!
Dragon: The Potato Kingdom has been breached by...Carrington!
Everyone: LEGASP!
Henry: DUN! DUN! DUN!
Everyone except Hero:
Henry: Arr...I've always wanted to do that.
Varkas: This is bad! I wonder if Andrew is with him, if he is then we must save Starchland!
Christof: They think they can stop the potato legacy?! I think not! I, The Almighty Potato Prince also known as Christof will put an end to this! Who's with me?!
Random Player: I am!
Christof: Alright gimme five!
*Christof high fives Random Player and she get's sent into another dimension*
Christof: Whoops. Oh well so are you guy's with me or wh-
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*Somewhere deep in the forest with a bunch of pillars with ancient symbols on it*
Daithi: What in the world is this place?
*Daithi touches the pillar in front of him as it began to glow*
Carrington: It can't be! Hahahaha! It is! This is the only way to enter the other realms of Runescape!
Daithi: What kind of realms?
Carrington: The ancient kingdom of Starchland...
*Daithi takes his hand off as the symbols on the pillar opened up a portal*
Carrington: We've already won...
*They go through the portal as it closes making the pillars crumble to the ground as the gang walks by the area*
Hero: CHEESE!
Josh: No Hero.
Hero: CHEESE!
Josh: No Hero.
Hero: CHEESE!
Everyone except Hero: NO HERO!
Jc: I love the forest, it's so relaxing and soothing an-OH MY GOD IS THAT A BEAR?!
Everyone except Jc: Where?!
Jc: Right there!
*Jc points towards the bear*
Thorblade: I don't see a bear.
Henry: Arr! The bear is a symbol of the Potato Kingdom being breached...Wait what?
Josh: Where did you hear that from?
Henry: Oh I read it from this book
*Henry pulls out a thick leather book*
Hero: CHEESE!
*Hero eats the book*
Henry: And now we have nothing to read.
Jane: Hero!
Dragon: Wait then that means...Oh no!
Everyone: What?!
Dragon: The Potato Kingdom has been breached by...Carrington!
Everyone: LEGASP!
Henry: DUN! DUN! DUN!
Everyone except Hero:
Henry: Arr...I've always wanted to do that.
Varkas: This is bad! I wonder if Andrew is with him, if he is then we must save Starchland!
Christof: They think they can stop the potato legacy?! I think not! I, The Almighty Potato Prince also known as Christof will put an end to this! Who's with me?!
Random Player: I am!
Christof: Alright gimme five!
*Christof high fives Random Player and she get's sent into another dimension*
Christof: Whoops. Oh well so are you guy's with me or wh-
26-Aug-2012 04:36:00 - Last edited on 26-Aug-2012 04:44:20 by Aizen565
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