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*hero and the gang are at chickens*
Hero: Helloooooo
(hero knocks on the guys armor)
Hero: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O_o
(the guy moves as soon as a chicken spawns and kills it)
Bono: hey dont ignore him!
Jane: Hes a bot..
Hero: whats a bot
Jane: it's a robot which trains you
(12 weeks later)
(hero walks into the house maxed)
Jane: what happened!
Hero: I've been busy
Jane: Training?
Hero: kiiinndd ooff...
Jane: botting?
Hero: Yup
Bono: CHEEEESSSEEE!!
Hero: Hey thats my line
(Andrew Gower suddenly appears)
Andrew Gower: I hear you've been botting!
Hero: How'd you know?
Andrew Gower: How do I know! I created runescape, I know everything!
Hero: O_o
Andrew Gower: Well anyway, time for you to die!
(Andrew Gower Attacks Hero but hero takes no damage)
Hero: Haha, my defence is level 99
(Hero one hits Andrew Gower)
Hero: CHEESSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
(Meanwhile in very deep wildy)
Andrew Gower: ..So he killed me and stole my AGS!!
Daithi: well theres only one thing for it then
Andrew Gower: Yes, to the mod-mobile
Andrew Gower: nanananananananananana Andrew
(later in some mysterious shrine of Guthix)
Andrew Gower: I call upon you god of balance, I need your help, a man is disrespecting runescape by botting!
Guthix: What!
Andrew Gower: His name is Hero
Guthix: thank you for telling me!
(Guthix teleports to hero's house)
Guthix: Hero I shall kill you!
(Hero casts confuse on Guthix)
Hero: CHHHEEEESSSEEE
Guthix: CHHHEEESSSEEEE
Andrew Gower: GRRR
Andrew Gower: I just thought of something
(Andrew resets Hero)
Andrew Gower: YAY I WIN

19-Feb-2011 21:31:23

Maple Hero X

Maple Hero X

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Free Trade!

Hero:Yay!Im going to buy cheese for 100m!Its no scam!
Dragon:Im selling....my prized Dragon Claws.
Christof:Im selling,OMG HAX!
*Potato kills Christof*
Christof:Thats what Im selling!Ow.....
Lord: Okay lets go.
George:Ill trade too!My goblin mail!
Everyone except Hero:Goblins can trade too?!
*The gang is in Fally Park*
Bono:Fr33 Stoof Pl0x!
Bob(Tehnoobshow):Thats my line noob!Get out of my sight!
Bono:Awe.
Everyone except Hero and Bono:BOB?!
Bob:Ya you noobs!Im here to teach you the ways of trading,and getting fr33 stoof!
Random player:And scamming?
Bob:Where did you come from you noob!
*Bob kills the player*
Bob:Lets get started noobs!
*Later*
Dragon: DUDE!COME BACK!I got scammed of my D claws!
Hero:Selling cheese sword!
Everyone except Hero: DIDNT YOU EAT THAT?!
Hero:...I have the power of cheese?
Bob:Good.But ask for fr33 st-
All the players:CHEESE SWORD!
*Bob gets trampled*
Bob:Noobs...
*The gang begins to run*
Knight: Oh hi guys and what are you-
*Knight sees the players*
Knight: OMG,Im outta here!
George:Thanks alot Hero!
Hero:Your welcome!
George:Those guys will kill for the sword!What will we do!?
*Hero puts the sword in the ground as all the people around them turn into cheese.*
*Back at Exiled HQ*
Carrigton:Well,now I can destroy those noobs and-
*Carrigton turns into cheese*
Carrigton:HAX!
*The gang is at Lumby hiding*
Dragon:I learned a valuable lesson today guys.
Everyone:Whats that?
Dragon:Free trade is dangerous!
Agrather:Ill say!I didnt get to sell my armour!Wait a minute...Jacob and Josh were advertising for me...
*Somewhere else*
Jacob and Josh:Buy Agrathers armour at fally park today...
Bono:CHEESE!
Jacob:Where were you?!
Bono:At fally park eating cheese and saying fr33 st00f pl0x.
Josh:Just help us aderver-WOAH!
Players:You have cheese?!
Player 1:100m!
Player 2:200m!
Player 3:30000b!
Everyone except Bono: O_o

21-Feb-2011 19:06:15 - Last edited on 12-Mar-2011 22:49:29 by Maple Hero X

Maple Hero X

Maple Hero X

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Andrew Gower's plan

Andrew:Those noobs are getting in my way of conquering RUNESCAPE!
Varkas:Ill just go kill them.
Andrew:NO!I need to lure them to a place where only I can win.
Varkas:The god realem?I can capture Guthix.
Andrew:YOU CAN?!
Varkas:Ya,I made it a hobby!
*1 minute later*
Varkas:Heres Guthix master.
Guthix:ANDREW!
Andrew:GUTHIX!
Spongebob:SPONGEBOB!
Andrew and Guthix:STAY OUT OF THIS!
Andrew:Valkas,put Guthix in your cell.
Valkas:What if he has to goto the washroom?
Andrew:...Gods dont go to the washroom.Speaking about that,I have to go.
*Andrew logs out*
*Elsewhere*
Hero:Is this the cheese temple you were talking about Agrather?
Agrather:I only said that to lure you here...
Jacob:Awe...
Josh:Are you,liking cheese now?!
Bono:CHEESE!Welcome to the club!
Cristhof:NO!Join the PO-TA-TO Club!
Agrather:SHUT UP!Its a Guthix Altar!
Dragon:My favourite god!
Agrather:And I brought you here because I heard Guthix was kidnapped!And it was his Bday!
Random Player:So no cake?
Agrather:*Sigh*I know how to make a speacial armour that can get us to the god realem.
George:Cant you just upgrade our armour?
Agrather:Never thought of that.
*The armour is done*
Hero:Lets call ourselves the Cheese Men!
Dragon:Why not?
Bono and Hero:CHEESE!
*Everyone jumps into the altar and crash on the ground*
Agrather:I forgot some minor ajjustments...
*Agrather gets hit on the head with a frying pan*
Dragon:NOW we can go!
*Everyone jumps in(AGAIN)*
Everyone except Hero:So this is the god realem...
Everyone:AND THERES VALKAS!GET HIM!
Valkas:Hmmm...NOW!
*The gang get trapped and are teleported to Guthix's cell*
Guthix:Hero!Its been so long!
Hero: Do you get to tell me im the chosen one now?
Guthix:Ya...(That ruined the suprise)
Hero:YAY!
*By saying YAY Guthix passes on his powers to Hero*
Everyone except Hero:HES THE CHOSEN ONE!NO FAIR!
*Hero breaks the cell*
Hero:I feel smarter...and stronger...AND CHEESIER!C'mon guys,its time to face Andrew!
*Back in the God Realem*
Valkas:Hello?Andrew?

21-Feb-2011 19:35:56 - Last edited on 10-Mar-2011 22:51:36 by Maple Hero X

Maple Hero X

Maple Hero X

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The EPIC Battle

Everyone:STOP RIGHT THERE ANDREW!
Andrew:HOW DID YOU GET OUT?
Guthix:STOP USING CAPS!
Hero:Time to end this!KAME-HAME-
Andrew:Thats a DBZ move!
Hero:Shadow Clone-
Andrew:Naruto....And if your wondering,my minions are on vacation...
Everyone except Hero and Andrew:JUST FINISH HIM OFF!
Hero: Okay!Cheeessse Ssswooorrrd,SPECIAL!
*Andrew turns into cheese*
Andrew:You*Spits*Cant stop*Spits*me!And I hate cheese!
*Andrew morphs into a giant cheese monster*
Everyone except Hero:HAX!
Andrew:Hero,you shall die!
Hero:Who knew I had to fight what I love?
Andrew:There is no stopping ME!
Christof:Hero!Catch!
*Christof throws the potato to Hero*
*Hero makes it a Cheese Potato and eats half*
*Everyone goes O_o *
*Hero throws the Cheese Potato at Andrew*
*Andrew eats it and dies*
Guthix: O_o That was...easy?
Hero:Now,who wants to eat Andrew?
*Andrew in the underworld*
Andrew:GAAAHHHH!!!
*Back at the HQ*
Guthix:Who wants cheese?Its my Bday!
*Guthix from tehnoobshow comes in*
Guthix:GUTTTHHHIIIXXX!
Guthix:Well this is awkward...
Hero:CHEESE!
*All of the RS celebritys come in*
Excl:Wicked party man.
Bob:Noobs!
Ant1Venom:Watch my vids on-BLARRRRGGGGHHHH!
Everyone: O_o
Agrather:Can we end the chapter now?
Hero:After my cheese.
*Andrew is revived*
Andrew:Thank you Valkas,for riviving me...
*Valkas appears as everyone runs outside except for the gang*
Valkas:Your welcome my lord...
Andrew:To bad,I DONT NEED YOU ANYMORE!
*Andrew deletes Valkas*
Andrew:As for you,Hero,PREPARE TO DIE!
Hero: Oh ya?!Cheese Sword ATTACK!
*Andrew doesnt feel anything*
Andrew:Silly noob.I have the ultimate power after being revived.
Guthix:Time to go.
*Guthix teleports the gang out*
Dragon and Christof:We will kill him!
Guthix:No,you dont understand,only Hero can defeat Andrew and retur him to his good side.
Hero and Bono:With cheese?
Guthix:No...With this!
*Guthix transforms Heros Cheese Sword into a Guthixian Cheese GodBlade*
Hero:Whoah... :O
(To be continued)((By Azalas))

21-Feb-2011 19:47:27 - Last edited on 10-Mar-2011 22:51:46 by Maple Hero X

Maple Hero X

Maple Hero X

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If your busy,who will write the story?Will you pass the story on to someone else?

EDIT:Sorry about Valkas.Forgot Vlanders name for a split second and read one of the fan stories.lol.

21-Feb-2011 20:03:54 - Last edited on 28-Feb-2011 03:31:10 by Maple Hero X

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