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JudgeChicken

JudgeChicken

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My Fellow Cabbage eaters, remember to pay tribute to the Evil Chicken's Altar in Zarnais. He is our vengeful lord, who will cast other nay-sayers into cooking pots to be devoured.

As it is Written in the Fowl Codex: "BWUK BWUK!!! Foolish humans, and weak confused chickens belong in the stew!"
PRAISE THE EVIL CHICKEN! BWUK BWUK! IT IS WRITEN; OUR VENGEFUL LORD SHALL FEL ARMADYL, AND TAKE HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE AS THE FEATHERY GOD. IN THE FOWL CODEX 3:14, IT IS WRITTEN "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! BWUK BWUK!". OUR VENGEFUL LORD WILL DELIVER ALL ONTO CLEAN DINNER PLATES!

21-Mar-2021 06:30:42

JudgeChicken

JudgeChicken

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I had ventured to Prifddinas to seek further enlightenment to be closer to the Vengeful lord. I had tried many options, and therapies. However I can conclude that none of it worked as well as I hoped. I highly doubt our lord of vengeance; The Evil Chicken approves of such hippy tom-foolery such as Yoga.

This has been a waste of time, I would not recommend it to other followers. Be that as it may, I shall devoutly offer a cooked chicken to his lordship at his altar in Zanaris, as is tradition.
PRAISE THE EVIL CHICKEN! BWUK BWUK! IT IS WRITEN; OUR VENGEFUL LORD SHALL FEL ARMADYL, AND TAKE HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE AS THE FEATHERY GOD. IN THE FOWL CODEX 3:14, IT IS WRITTEN "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! BWUK BWUK!". OUR VENGEFUL LORD WILL DELIVER ALL ONTO CLEAN DINNER PLATES!

07-Apr-2021 07:36:28 - Last edited on 07-Apr-2021 07:41:08 by JudgeChicken

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